Things That Prove Adults Don't Make Good Decisions

• 1

  Yes, Let's Do This On A GLASS Table!

  Everything will be just fine! Glass is invincible or whatever!
  Via Kirstin C.
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• 2

  Tire Swing

  Let's tie this large piece of machinery to some rope on a tree and swing around on it! Just like Mama used to fear.
  Via AftonWHelton3
• 3

  How Can I Say "My Feet Are Hot" Without Sacrificing My Sex Appeal?

  
  NOT THIS WAY
  Via arbroath
• 4

  Lou Ferrigno Probably Giggled Over This

  "He's fine, he's fine," his friends breathe through nervous laughter.
  Via John Olcese
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• 5

  Now You Have A Fine For Crossing The Tracks AND 5 Broken Ribs!

  Big day for you!
  Via Lei Gong
• 6

  But We're Mostly Concerned About The Chicken

  
  YOU CAN GIVE OUR DIAMONDS BACK BUT NOT OUR LEFTOVERS
  Via Fox Insider
• 7

  Card Shart

  I like that he does the little "I have to poop" dance before he poops on the floor of a public establishment because he can't bear to stop gambling.
  Via Daily Picks
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• 8

  It's Kind Of Satisfying To Watch

  Sorry you didn't think to empty this pool all the way first.
  Via KrazyKoleG
• 9

  Why Would You Put One Of These In A Bar?

  To film drunk people doing dumb things like this so the internet can experience the joy of schadenfreude!
  Via Handicap Reader
• 10

  Instant Karma

  Instant regret.
  Via Smash Bother
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• 11

  To American Media, Everything Looks Like Terrorism

  
  Great reporting, CNN. Now get thee to a Lovers' Package so you can learn to recognize the standard butt plug.
  Via adamsrench
• 12

  So Many People Have Done This

  Full disclosure: while all most of these people lose is dignity, one of them loses a tooth.
  Via Fail Army
• 13

  Drunk Guy Tries a Sword Trick At a Party And His Friend Nose Better Now

  Disclaimer: This failed party trick video doesn't show you anything graphic but feel free to skip this video if you're a bit attached to your nose.
  Via Vertical Vigilante
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• 14

  How Does That Glass Not Break?

  It's a conspiracy! ISIS had something to do with this!
  Via Trs Esz

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