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10 Times Choosy Beggars Were Atrociously Cheap

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    No money for two months of dog sitting?!

    Text messages Active now Will you pay my friend? Are they potty trained? If she needs paid them nevermind Why wouldn't you pay them? Nvm thanks Sorry? Why can't just do something to be nice without having to get paid for it She doesn't know you. Plus why would anybody watch for two months? For free? I'm just confused. Aa
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    Murdered by a masterfully savage selection of words.

    twitter post I've just written a book on difficulty working class kids have breaking into the professions because of proliferation of unpaid work... Huffington Post contacted me saying it sounded interesting. They asked me to write something... Unfortunately they wouldn't be able to pay me, however despite being a multi-billion dollar company. So here's my article: "You are part of the problem, @HuffingtonPost'. The End.
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    Wide range there from the proverbial "choosy beggar"

    facebook post if your wondering what to get me for my birthday...hence 27 days..l would like a $100-$500 gift card for Starbucks Like Comment
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    I'd give her my two-cents!

    facebook post Was walking downtown today with my sis and mother & this lady comes up to us and she says "do you have any change to spare" then my mom "i have 10 cents" then she replied "i dont want 10 cents i need 2 dollars" Damn, even those living on the streets have higher expectations... jk 7 Like Comment
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    Anything for work, but I won't do THAT.

    terrible resume Megan Authorized to work in the US of A Willing to work 3-5 Days a week Very dependable Must be off by 3:30 everyday and the earliest im willing to work is 10:00 AM Can not work with Mayonnaise. It grosses me out I receive resumes like this one Wtf?! all the time.
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    Who takes the bus?!

    facebook comments Starting to realize how selfish people are. None of y'all r helping me in my time of need@ my car broke down and not 1 person has offered yours or given me 1 at an discount. Some friends I have Like Comment Share If you want, I can help you buy a bus pass. Like Reply 2h Im not taking the bus! Like Reply 50m l take the bus... Like Reply 44m Write a reply... GIE I could probably drive you to work most days as long as you pay for gas Rep
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    NO FATTYS!

    picture mature man facebook post Accepting soul mate applications now.open invitation to all lovely ladies to come visit me.fly to Tampa or st pete.i will take care of you from there.no FATTYS please. TII
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    Replace the food my child ruined!

    facebook post Midnight Mums 31 mins R Just wanting others experiences and thoughts to check if I was being unreasonable with my expectations today. I ordered some morning tea for myself and 4 year old (cookie and milkshake). When the food arrived to the table my daughter accidentally knocked her cookie onto the floor. It was witnessed by staff. My daughter immediately burst into tears when I told her she was now unable to eat it. After waiting a few
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    "Of course you can be choosy with face tattoos and a violent criminal record"

    facebook postHas anybody got any work ASAP ideally cash in hand it work something out, seem to be getting my hopes up then dropped, someone just give me a chance to prove what I can do and provide for my family, Like Share 4 Always jobs out there, just have to be ready to do anything you can get. We've all worked jobs we haven't wanted to work, it's easier getting into another job if you already have one x Like 1h With face neck head and hand tattoos violent criminal records there's not always j
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    PAY FOR PARKING.

    facebook comments looking for a car. IS Can anyone give me a ride downtown tomorrow? Need a ride to an appointment at 10 so pick me up at 9 and drive me home around 11 Like Comment could probably do it. i've got shopping to do downtown. if you pay for parking i'll drive some ike Reply um, thanks, l guess, but why should I pay for parking for your car?????

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