Check for Goatees on the Evil One

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When asking one of your twin nieces to make you a cup of coffee, make sure the one you ask is the nice one. You just might end up asking the evil Satan-spawn twin (Whom openly hates you to do it, who will make use of the perfect chance to give you food poisoning.) #LFMF

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