Meet Permit Patty, The Newest White Lady Getting Meme'd For Calling The Cops On An Eight-Year-Old Black Girl

Behold, we've got a BBQ Becky 2.0! An Oakland woman named Alison Ettel recently called the police on an eight-year-old girl who was selling water bottles outside of her apartment building on the grounds of her "not having a permit." The internet immediately jumped all over the situation as a golden meme opportunity when it was released that Ettel is the CEO of a medical marijuana company for dogs. The most hilariously ironic detail of the whole situation is that she has reportedly been operating her business without the proper permit herself.

Let the Permit Patty memes commence!

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