Ladies, when you complain that all men are insensitive jerks, be sure the problem isn't that you are a needy, overly-sensitive, self-consumed, high maintenance she-devil.
You have a girlfriend that lives far away, but you see each other via webcam every night. Even if she regularly changes into her pyjamas before she turns on her webcam, don't just assume the new black top she's wearing is really her pyjama. Said girlfriend will have bought that shirt because you once said it would look hot on her, and calling it a pyjama will definitely NOT be appreciated. You will have a long night of apologising ahead of you. #LFMF