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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Quotes Donald Trump Has Ever Said

  • 1

    Dude... dude...

    Donald Trump quote - Face - I don't think Ivankawould do that,although she does have a very nice figure, ve said if Ivanka weren't mydaughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
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  • 2

    Doing his best teenage girl impression.

    Donald Trump quote - Spokesperson - "Sorry losers and haters, but my LQs is one of the highest-and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure it's not your fault"
  • 3

    It's called a "carpet," thank you very much!

    Donald Trump quote - Facial expression - "@cher Idontwear a "rug-it's mine And Opromise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work
  • 4

    I will make SO MANY of the jobs!

    Donald Trump quote - Photo caption - "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.
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  • 5

    Elitism is a good thing, people!

    Donald Trump quote - Gesture - OA It'may be elitist, and perhaps that's what golf needs. Let golf be elitist. When I say aspire, that's a positive word. Let people work hard and aspire to some day be able to play golf."
  • 6

    I satisfy myself, so I know I can get the job done!

    Donald Trump quote - Photo caption - "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
  • 7

    Point proven, haters!

    Donald Trump quote - Spokesperson - "I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million to someone from China. Am I supposed to dislike them?"
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  • 8

    The Illuminati is as real as my hair!

    Donald Trump quote - Speech - "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing R non-competitive."
  • 9

    A lot of stuff in the world doesn't matter. You know what matters? Ass. Ass matters.

    Donald Trump quote - Photo caption - "You know, it doesn't really matter what the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
  • 10

    Okay, this takes the cake.

    Donald Trump quote - Spokesperson - | "You know the funny thing, I don't getalong with rich people. I getalongwith the middle class and the poor people better than I get along withthe rich people."

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