Just What Los Santos Needed: Reapers

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    "I am the Vanguard of your vapid, 21st century American life."

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  • 02

    "We are each a nation. Kind of like how Los Santos and Liberty City are two different cities."

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    "We are eternal. We are infinite. Like the number of implants in the Vinewood Hills."

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    "You cannot grasp the nature of our existence. Because it is in a gated community designed to keep out the riff raff."

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  • 05

    "We have no beginning. We have no end. Much like rush hour traffic on the LS freeway."

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    "Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. Despite what that strange man selling that miracle shake on TV told you."

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    "The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton. Kim Kardashian."

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    "Your words are as empty as your future. No real need for a witty addition to this one, I guess."

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