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Grandparents show up to 14-year-old granddaughter's birthday party 2 hours late, get angry that they started the party without them: 'I even called them the night before the party and reminded them that we would start at the given time.'

Grandparents show up to 14-year-old granddaughter's birthday party 2 hours late, get angry that they started the party without them: 'I even called them the night before the party and reminded them that we would start at the given time.'

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17-year-old boy doesn't allow stepmother to legally adopt him, refuses to compromise his familial boundaries to spare her feelings: ‘After I turned down the adoption she tried to force the motherly stuff’

17-year-old boy doesn't allow stepmother to legally adopt him, refuses to compromise his familial boundaries to spare her feelings: ‘After I turned down the adoption she tried to force the motherly stuff’

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16-year-old rebuffs absent dad when he breaks down about missing her high school graduation: 'He said I was punishing him for being human'

16-year-old rebuffs absent dad when he breaks down about missing her high school graduation: 'He said I was punishing him for being human'

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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

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Parents throw tantrum when dog owner refuses to let their bratty kids ride his golden retriever: 'No asking, no eye contact, just an unspoken expectation that their children were entitled to use my living, breathing pet as a ride'

Parents throw tantrum when dog owner refuses to let their bratty kids ride his golden retriever: 'No asking, no eye contact, just an unspoken expectation that their children were entitled to use my living, breathing pet as a ride'

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Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'

Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'

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