TikTokers are Obsessed with Following this Woman's Poop Saga as She Tries to Take Her Samples to the Lab

Listen, nobody asks for a story about poop, but once it's presented you need to know more. TikToker Dalaney Johnson shared a struggle she was in the midst of going through and viewers are hooked. Some relate to the stressful situation, some are able to self-diagnose through the horrors, and others are simply entertained by the absurdity of it all. This is in no way a story that people are laughing at Johnson about, but for sure laughing (and/or crying) with her.

It all started with her poor little tum tum. She has bowel movement issues as many Americans do. Her doctor suspected IBS, but asked for a stool sample as soon as possible. Johnson as the problem where it is hard for her to make a smooth move, confessing in tears in the TikTok that she only poops like once or twice a month. So when she was finally able to get her insides moving and grooving she was more than excited to quickly put her sample in the tubes. However, when she went to drop off her poop, things started getting dicey. 

Poop Sample Saga 

“I'm really angry,” she says in tears on her now-viral TikTok video recounting the situation in real time. “I have my poop in my car and I just want to figure out what's wrong with me and no one is taking my poooooop!… So now it's just me and my bags of poop.” She was sent on a wild goose chase trying to drop of her samples simply to help her finally get a diagnosis and hopefully start her path to healing. But instead she was met with walls, preventing her from dropping of her samples. She went to the pharmacy and they said they didn't take those, she went to the lab and the doors were locked, she even called and left a detailed message pleading her case. 

She still ended up sitting in her car with a bag full or tubes of her poop desperate to figure out what to do next. 

Poop Sample Saga Update

The video has over a million views and thousands of comments saying they relate to her horror story and others begging for a poop update. Luckily, she provided one, but it's still just as unsatisfying as the last. She said, “it's embarrassing how many people want a poop update, but as I read through the comments I'm starting to realize how my heart is actually just breaking for everybody… because I didn't realize this was such a common thing.” 

She was eventually able to get into the Lab Corp. section of the pharmacy after three tries and finally left her bag of poop in tubes. She, however, has still not gotten her results and she was even supposed to take another test, drove three hours to do so, but then found out the machine was broken. So she is still in poop limbo and viewers are dissatisfied. The fact that she is talking about her poop issues and so many people are relating is actually beautiful. Commenters are saying they want to follow her in her story of poop so these sorts of issues become less taboo to discuss on social media and those struggling with their poop life can find a community to come to about it.