11 Skyrim Dad Jokes So Terrible They're Actually Pretty Funny

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mattstaff
Oct 27, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

We needed these terribly entertaining Skyrim dad jokes like 5 years ago. But bad jokes don't have an expiry date, so thankfully they're just as good/bad as they have always been. This is what every Skyrim fan needs in their life. Get ready to groan/laugh. 

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    Fictional character - WHY COULDN'T THE MAGE USE VAMPIRE SEDUCTION? HE WAS A NOVICE NECK ROMANCER
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    Action-adventure game - HOW DO FALMER MEET POTENTIAL MATES? THEY GO ON BLIND DATES.
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    People - WHY DID THE DRAGONBORN GO TO HIGH HROTHGAR? TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUS IS ABOUT
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    Action-adventure game - WHATS A DREMORA'S FAVORITE BAND? MEHRUNES 5
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    Pc game - I DONT GET WHY PEOPLE SAY SKYRIM DOESNT HAVE GUNS THE FLAME ATRONACHS ALREADY POSSESS FIRE-ARMS
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    Fictional character - HOW DO YOU GREET A GROUP OF DRAGONS? HOW Y'ALDUIN?
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    Photo caption - STOPPED A GUARDIN WHITERUN TO ASKIF HE KNEW THE ALPHABET HE INITIALLY SAID NO, SOIWALKED AWAY HE THEN STOPPED ME AND SAID "WAIT, I KNOW U."
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    Armour - DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DOVAHKIIN ISN'T THE ONLY PERSON LYDIA SERVES? SHE'S ALSO SWORN TO CARRIE YURBURDENS
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    Action-adventure game - REMEMBER THAT GUY IN WHITERUN EVERYBODY HATES? HONESTLY, HE DOES NAZEEM SO BAD TO ME
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    Action-adventure game - WHAT IS THE GRAY-MANES' FAVORITE FOLK SONG? "THIS LAND IS EORLUND"
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    Action-adventure game - WHAT DO YU DO WHEN A CAT ESCAPES FROM PRISON? КНАЛIТ.
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