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20 Insane Things Teachers Confiscated from Students

Ice picks and drug money? Why did any of us get in trouble for having gum?

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    Text - burymeinsand 16.8k points 19 hours ago We found $15k in cash in the book bag of a 2nd grader when i was a teacher. Turns out he was a runner for the neighborhood gangs. He was 7
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    Text - itellteacherstories 18.2k points 22 hours ago A student came running to me during a break once, and wanted to drag me to a class to show me something. I went along and once there, he directed me to a student's desk. There was an open notebook lying on the desk, detailing my full name, birth date, address, license plate, and other insane stuff. We immediately took her to the office after she returned, police was called, they confiscated her phone. She had a entire album titled "teachers" o
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    Text - Wowitsmekate 14.9k points 20 hours ago When I was in high school one of the percussionists in the lowest level band class was suspended for a couple days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag. He evidently was planning on putting it in the band teacher's desk. My band teacher thought it was funny but was otherwise generally unfazed by the news.
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    Text - notseansaccount 11.3k points 21 hours ago A cannonball. It was in their locker. I guess it's not really disturbing, but it is odd.
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    Text - SirHetiu 10.5k points 22 hours ago Мy mom was a teacher and she had to take a lighter away from a student after he lit his test on fire
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    Text - 17 hours ago edited 17 hours ago ligamentary 9.4k points Human finger She insisted she'd found it by the ravine and just thought it was cool so kept it until she'd decided what to do with it. But... that means she'd either found a lone finger, or she was leaving out a part of this story.
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    Text - lunamoth53 8.4k points 20 hours ago Two huge hunting knives from a first grader. Blades were 6 inches long & one was locked open. He had taken them from his dad's hunting gear and was showing them off in the boys bathroom. His mom had passed when he was 4 and his dad was doing the best he could to raise and provide for 3 kids.
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    Text - 1 day ago piperpuppypants 8.1k points Adjudicated youth, first day, dropped a bag of pot out of his pants. This was 20 years ago. It was his last chance after a string of several incidents, none of which included drugs. I never turned him in. He graduated the program. He's married with children and has a great job
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    Text - 19 hours ago tylern731 2.5k points Had to take about a dozen condoms from a 3rd grader once. He was getting them from the older kids after school and playing with them. He had no idea how to use them, but he sure liked blowing them up like balloons
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    Text - 19 hours ago nopenonahno 2.3k points Student attached human hair to a piece of paper with bandaids. It was very creepy
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    Text - TheBigBoonarna 837 points 18 hours ago Colleague confiscated a Porsche from an underage unlicensed kid. Called parents who told the kid in language of origin to ignore colleague and just drive it home anyway. Illegally. Parent gave no fucks. Eventually they had to come down and collect the car because there was no way colleague was handing the keys back to the kid There's a reason I call them *ELFS. This story pretty much captures it beautifully. (*Entitled Little Fuckers)
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    Text - rlw0312 567 points 16 hours ago Back in high school this girl brought a needle to school and was walking around the halls poking people with it. It was confiscated, obviously, they were able to determine that it had not been used by her to inject herself, or anyone else, with anything. They did have to go around and find everyone that had been poked though to make sure no one had any diseases.
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    Text - AlvinAssassin177.5k points 18 hours ago I was with a VP as we searched a girls bag and we found a burner phone, $3000 cash, and her black book of clients. She was 18 so not much we could do but man it made shit real when you consider she had a book with about 20 men's names in it and what they liked. Second weirdest was the kid who brought 3 fish he had caught that morning. He just wanted to kill them. Like didn't catch them for food, but just to kill them.
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    Text - megvo 6.8k points 16 hours ago Student had brought a puzzle to school, but the pieces didn't match. Turned out it was a single piece from all the puzzles WE kept at school, making every single one of them unsolvable
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    Text - Applesauce_mom 4.2k points 18 hours ago edited 7 hours ago Kindergarten teacher. Found a needle in a boys lunchbox. Turns out it was a used heroin needle that parents packed by accident. The boy now lives with his grandparents. The mother came in after losing custody and screamed at me for ruining her life and stealing her child. I calmly called school security and she was escorted off campus Very bright boy is now in 2nd grade and his grandparents are an absolute delight. He is now in ve
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    Text - 17 hours ago dyam 3.8k points Not a teacher, but when I was in 5th grade, our teacher tripped over a kid's backpack. She was like "whaddaya have in there, bricks!?" And he really did have bricks in there.
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    Text - yumbby 3.5k points 19 hours ago My crazy mom thought it would be cool to give me a coconut and a knife for lunch one day. I got in trouble for having a knife. Second grade. I was just hungry! She thought it would be a cool thing to bring to school.
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    Text - HereWeGoAgainTJ 2.8k points 20 hours ago Random search turned up an ice pick. Good times
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    Text - thedude386 2.7k points 17 hours ago I remember when I was in middle school, a fellow 8th graders dad was a tattoo artist. Somehow this kid had managed to bring his dads tattoo equipment to school and it was confiscated when he tried to tattoo another kid whilst his friends held this kid down. Petty sure it was going to be a forced tattoo but a teacher was walking by and heard the screams and stopped it.
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    Text - Razaelbub 4.8k points 19 hours ago A hand drawn tentacle porn hentai comic. Reply Share Report Save xXnoynacXx 2.5k points 18 hours ago Was it at least well drawn? Reply Share Report Save Razaelbub 2.6k points 17 hours ago It was ok. Reply Share Report Save
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