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Here Are 23 Of The Best And Most Interesting Shower Thoughts Of The Week

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/lewabbit 1 day ago Romance would be so much different if you knew who masturbates while thinking of you.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BappleTheApple 7 hours ago People always say stuff like "If Steve Jobs gave up we wouldn't have Apple," or "We could have missed out on lightbulbs if Thomas Edison was lazy" But imagine what we HAVE missed out on because somebody gave up.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SparkyDogPants 5 days ago Electric toothbrushes don't break, they just become toothbrushes
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/swaglord417 1 day ago We greet and say goodbye to each other using the same hand signs as Rock Paper Scissors Rock fist bump; Paper = wave, high five, normal handshake; Scissor = peace sign
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thelitelonee 4 days ago The only thing scarier after seeing a bug is not seeing the bug anymore.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/turtleheed 2 days ago With the amount of millennials suffering from allergies, future biological weapons will be made with a mixture of lactose, peanuts and gluten
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/b1vaD 3 days ago 70% of the earth is covered in water but in movies spaceships always crash on land 1.1k Comments Share Save Give Gold Hide Report 87% Upvoted
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/royalpheonix 5 days ago A face tattoo is actually the ultimate display of wealth, as it represents never having to work another real job for the rest of your life.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Skipper1300 2 days ago At least one Jedi probably killed themselves because they were holding their lightsaber the wrong way around when they turned it on
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/evm29 5 days ago Poor 13. It just missed the clock, times tables, the dozen, the apostles, the calendar (months) and is considered the unluckiest number. It can't get a break.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SplungerPlunger 1 day ago As teenagers, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving. As adults, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Burstaine 5 days ago Emo dissapeared because now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PuddnheadAZ 3 days ago Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BeautifulBuddy 5 days ago x2 When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/XXxwiskersxXx 5 days ago Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/devillived44 21 hours ago The mule was the original hybrid vehicle.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/woodside37 16 hours ago We do a lightning fast Macarena dance when we forget which pocket our phone is in
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DerpyTato123 14 hours ago Let's all just take a moment and appreciate that our internal organs don't ich.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/WindsGeek 12 hours ago If you say "Hawks" backwards you get the sound they make
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/theDARRELLOTEY 10 hours ago Dating someone with kids is kinda like starting to play a game from someone else's save point.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Bnmakr1 11 hours ago Not wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle or scooter is telling the world you value looks more than brains
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/actually_crazy_irl 10 hours ago Getting drunk is going "double or nothing" on your happiness.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DickkkyBickkky 6 hours ago Technically everything you throw at a blind person is a UFO to them
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