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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

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Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'

Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'

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Dad buys 17-year-old daughter a new car, mom demands she use it to give half-siblings rides and help around the house, daughter refuses: ‘I don’t like any of them’

Dad buys 17-year-old daughter a new car, mom demands she use it to give half-siblings rides and help around the house, daughter refuses: ‘I don’t like any of them’

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BBQ hosts surprise guests with yard work, bad mouth step daughter's ex-husband for ditching the party: '[They] are now calling me names on social media and stating that I’m scared of hard work'

BBQ hosts surprise guests with yard work, bad mouth step daughter's ex-husband for ditching the party: '[They] are now calling me names on social media and stating that I’m scared of hard work'

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Entitled cousin demands job seeker gives him a cut of his new salary because they discussed career goals at his house: 'He started hinting that he deserved something for it'

Entitled cousin demands job seeker gives him a cut of his new salary because they discussed career goals at his house: 'He started hinting that he deserved something for it'

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22-year-old hides his million-dollar inheritance from girlfriend and roommate, says he only makes $53k a year: 'I do not want them to get suspicious'

22-year-old hides his million-dollar inheritance from girlfriend and roommate, says he only makes $53k a year: 'I do not want them to get suspicious'

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