Tarpman is the Hero #YallQaeda Needs Right Now

Amid a devastating lack of snacks in the ongoing militia occupation of an Oregon wildlife preservation, one man is prepared to weather the storm. That's right, #Tarpman. Who is this mysterious freedom fighter behind the Thin Blue Tent Lining? Twitter just might have the answers you're looking for.

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We Know Military Strategy is a Family Affair for #Tarpman

Via @Anomaly100
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There's Always More Below the Surface

Via @charles_gaba
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Watch Out!

Via simpalmer
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Someone Send That Rabbit a Gun!

United States Postal Service would be the carrier of choice, of course.

Via SuspensaVix
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Way to Drape for What You Believe In

Via @BundysBeard
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He's Just Doing What Our Forefathers Would Have Wanted

Via @tomservo10
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You're Gonna Have to Use Your First Amendment and Speak Up

Via @owillis
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He's Under There, Ready for a Close Encounter With Government Tyrrany

Via @charles_gaba
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Speak Your Truth, Tarpman

Via @reflectivity
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Wait, Tarpman Came Out of His Tarp?

Via @MatthewRaskob
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YOU GUYS THEY FOUND HIM!

#Tarpman is no longer a mystery, but he's still the hero the YeeHawdists deserve.

Via @steveking_

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