These Hilarious Marie Kondo Tweets Are Giving Us Life

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    Text - @SlimiHendrix marie kondo just pointed a gun at me and told me to give her one good reason as to why i need two crock pots. idk how she even got in my apartment 2:05 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Web Client 103 Retweets 935 Likes
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    Text - hanni b @nanpansky The Marie Kondo takes are quickly reaching the lower circles of take hell WOW l MetroPCS 45% 12:05 t emily yang Retweeted Robin James @doctaj saying objects own should 'spark we joy'in us is just rephrasing the way patriarchy obliges women--who historically are owned household objects!--to manage men's emotions. 11:58 09.01.19 Twitter Web Client 2 Retweets 7 Likes
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    Text - Nolan Void @HitlerPuncher Marie Kondo and Mario Kart both share the same initials: MK. Now, everyone knows about the MK-Ultra/ CIA connection. What my essay argues is that 10:02 AM 1/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Spook Frightstein @ScottFriedstein Bad news, Marie Kondo just got into organized crime 1:23 PM 1/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - Me waiting for the thrift stores to fill up with all the good stuff now bc of this Marie Kondo Netflix special GIF
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    Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer Marie Kondo should host the Academy Awards and put everyone's Oscar in the trash when they walk up to retrieve it 4:09 PM 1/6/19 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - madds @whatmaddness [slowly lowering myself into a trashcan as marie kondo watches] this no longer brings me joy [she nods cheerfully] 8:36 PM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer Marie Kondo thanks you before ejecting you from the platform in Smash 5:27 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 343 Likes Mother Lachymarum @Pschlar... . 23h Replying to @jpbrammer Her Down B folds you into a tight package 11 Jojo @jonahbuu 23h Tweet your reply
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    Text - Kirst New Year @Winskillfull Okay, we're watching the Marie Kondo tidying show. She's already crawled out of our tv and thrown all my DVDS out the window. 3:41 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Chip Zdarsky, OK? @zdarsky holy shit marie kondo just broke into my home and beat me up and threw out my only photo of my mother 8:41 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 421 Retweets 2,983 Likes Chip Zdarsky, OK? @zdarsky 19h "she sparks nothing" is all she said fuuuuuck t121 461 3
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    Text - mit romski @ICELEVEL Did you know there's an anti-Marie Kondo, who constantly sends you stuff despite you having no place to store it? Did you know it's my mom? 6:27 PM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Kashana @kashanacauley After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo i've decided to throw myself in the trash 9:34 AM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Katie Chironis @kchironis me yesterday: this marie kondo thing is some hyper-minimalist twee garbage huh me today, crying and whispering to a pair of extremely old underwear: thank u. thanks for being what i needed in life. your purpose is complete. it's time. your time to go. thank 9:42 PM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Human - stephanie @ginge_herr me laying in bed watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo 7:46 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - They certainly saved the oddest moment of Tidying Up with @MarieKondo for last! because I only had eel-like fish as pets when I was little. Tidying Up with Marie Kondo When Two (Messes) Become One
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    Text - Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby Marie Kondo made me chop one of my nuts off 9:59 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 410 Likes ev @nomunnynohunny 18h Replying to @stavvybaby sparks joy how did you decide which one 2 13 Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby 18h one of them is a lil more ticklish but I won't say which one bc l'm shy 11
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    Text - Tall Daniel Tha @ItsDanSheehan Marie Kondo quietly weeping as she attempts to do a Konmari with a dog that keeps finding joy in literally every object 7:22 PM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff Eco-socialist Marie Kondo: Hold up the fossil fuel industry and see if it sparks joy Millennials: it does not Eco-socialist Marie Kondo: Nationalize it and rapidly liquidate its business model 3:49 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Lite
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    Text - Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Marie Kondo is holding me at knifepoint and demanding that I throw out my husband's ashes 1:38 AM 1/7/19. Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - morgan sung @morgan_sung marie kondo is holding me hostage until i fold the clothes piled on my designated clothes holding chair 5:59 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Web Client
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