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These Hilarious Marie Kondo Tweets Are Giving Us Life

If you're in the garbage person category like we are, you may have been writing off organization expert Marie Kondo as an unnecessary hack. An eyeroll-worthy self-help guru. Well, Netflix seems to believe in the celebrated author of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. Her show for the streaming giant was released on New Year's Day, a move that some may argue was a bit cutesy. According to social media, the show has already won over the internet. And when you win over the internet, the internet gives back in the form of memes. Here are some of our favorites.

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    Text - @SlimiHendrix marie kondo just pointed a gun at me and told me to give her one good reason as to why i need two crock pots. idk how she even got in my apartment 2:05 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Web Client 103 Retweets 935 Likes
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    Text - hanni b @nanpansky The Marie Kondo takes are quickly reaching the lower circles of take hell WOW l MetroPCS 45% 12:05 t emily yang Retweeted Robin James @doctaj saying objects own should 'spark we joy'in us is just rephrasing the way patriarchy obliges women--who historically are owned household objects!--to manage men's emotions. 11:58 09.01.19 Twitter Web Client 2 Retweets 7 Likes
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    Text - Nolan Void @HitlerPuncher Marie Kondo and Mario Kart both share the same initials: MK. Now, everyone knows about the MK-Ultra/ CIA connection. What my essay argues is that 10:02 AM 1/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Spook Frightstein @ScottFriedstein Bad news, Marie Kondo just got into organized crime 1:23 PM 1/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - Me waiting for the thrift stores to fill up with all the good stuff now bc of this Marie Kondo Netflix special GIF
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    Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer Marie Kondo should host the Academy Awards and put everyone's Oscar in the trash when they walk up to retrieve it 4:09 PM 1/6/19 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - madds @whatmaddness [slowly lowering myself into a trashcan as marie kondo watches] this no longer brings me joy [she nods cheerfully] 8:36 PM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer Marie Kondo thanks you before ejecting you from the platform in Smash 5:27 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 343 Likes Mother Lachymarum @Pschlar... . 23h Replying to @jpbrammer Her Down B folds you into a tight package 11 Jojo @jonahbuu 23h Tweet your reply
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    Text - Kirst New Year @Winskillfull Okay, we're watching the Marie Kondo tidying show. She's already crawled out of our tv and thrown all my DVDS out the window. 3:41 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Chip Zdarsky, OK? @zdarsky holy shit marie kondo just broke into my home and beat me up and threw out my only photo of my mother 8:41 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 421 Retweets 2,983 Likes Chip Zdarsky, OK? @zdarsky 19h "she sparks nothing" is all she said fuuuuuck t121 461 3
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    Text - mit romski @ICELEVEL Did you know there's an anti-Marie Kondo, who constantly sends you stuff despite you having no place to store it? Did you know it's my mom? 6:27 PM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Kashana @kashanacauley After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo i've decided to throw myself in the trash 9:34 AM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Katie Chironis @kchironis me yesterday: this marie kondo thing is some hyper-minimalist twee garbage huh me today, crying and whispering to a pair of extremely old underwear: thank u. thanks for being what i needed in life. your purpose is complete. it's time. your time to go. thank 9:42 PM 1/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Human - stephanie @ginge_herr me laying in bed watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo 7:46 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - They certainly saved the oddest moment of Tidying Up with @MarieKondo for last! because I only had eel-like fish as pets when I was little. Tidying Up with Marie Kondo When Two (Messes) Become One
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    Text - Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby Marie Kondo made me chop one of my nuts off 9:59 PM 1/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 410 Likes ev @nomunnynohunny 18h Replying to @stavvybaby sparks joy how did you decide which one 2 13 Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby 18h one of them is a lil more ticklish but I won't say which one bc l'm shy 11
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    Text - Tall Daniel Tha @ItsDanSheehan Marie Kondo quietly weeping as she attempts to do a Konmari with a dog that keeps finding joy in literally every object 7:22 PM 1/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff Eco-socialist Marie Kondo: Hold up the fossil fuel industry and see if it sparks joy Millennials: it does not Eco-socialist Marie Kondo: Nationalize it and rapidly liquidate its business model 3:49 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Lite
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    Text - Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Marie Kondo is holding me at knifepoint and demanding that I throw out my husband's ashes 1:38 AM 1/7/19. Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - morgan sung @morgan_sung marie kondo is holding me hostage until i fold the clothes piled on my designated clothes holding chair 5:59 PM 1/8/19 Twitter Web Client
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