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18 Twitter Users Reveal the Weirdest Snacks They Ate as Kids

Radio host Sam Sanders asked his fellow twitter users what kind of strange delicacies they created for themselves as children. The results were, really, pretty gross. Lots of peanut butter, ketchup, kraft singles and coca powder went into these people's upbringings. And not necessarily in separate dishes either.

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    Text - Sam Sanders Follow @samsanders Tell me your Weirdest eating/drinking habit you had as a kid! I'll go first: When I was like 8 years old, I used to carry a little bottle of apple cider vinegar around wherever I went, taking a swig every now and then like a lush w/his flask.
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    Text - Sam Sanders Follow @samsanders As a child, my brother would eat sticks of butter out of the fridge, under cover of night. We were strange.
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    Text - Zoë Follow @ptbocrone My cousin used to make us "ketchup toast" as a snack. It's just ketchup on untoasted white bread
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    Text - Kylo Jen Follow @LateFines I always dunked my pizza crust in my coke. Still do sometimes, actually. I also used to crush up Doritos on top of vanilla ice cream. I like sweet and salty, okay???
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    Text - Mr. Killiver Follow @djdunclive As a kid, I was pretty fond of the taste of dry cat food. Probably still am, though I doubt I'll be putting it to the test any time soon. Post- apocalyptic survival necessities notwithstanding
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    Text - Peter Jael Follow @PanaPhobe Replying to @samsanders I loved sugar and dried onion sandwiches.
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    Text - Dustin Smith Follow @Dustin_Smith_83 Replying to @samsanders I would dip uncooked spaghetti into peanut butter and when they would inevitably break apart, I would try to dig most of them out. There wasn't a high degree of success with that, so more often than not l'd just leave the littler pieces in the jar
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    Text - Rebecca D Follow @rebecca_decker Replying to @samsanders 1. I used to carry around a packet of Swiss miss cocoa mix and use it like chewing tobacco 2. I ate plain spaghetti in a 'sauce' of Diet Coke on more than one occasion
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    Text - Meggan @meggan Follow I used to hide under the stairs in our basement and eat dry cake mix powder with a spoon
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    Text - Jordyn Bonds Follow @skybondsor Replying to @samsanders I was a super picky eater as a toddler and whenever an adult would try to force me to eat something l didn't like, I'd just pretend to, store it in my cheeks, then pull it all out in my crib during nap time. I also used to suck on the orange landscape rocks in our front yard. o_O
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    Text - Robert Dunn Follow @PVwharfrat Replying to @samsanders Bananas (cut lengthwise) and mayo sandwiches. I thought that was a normal thing when I was like....6. l'd ask other neighborhood moms for it instead of pb&j.
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    Text - Miriam Follow _mo_town Replying to@samsanders I smeared peanut butter on slices of bologna and rolled them up
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    Text - Cerise E. Follow @c_arise Replying to @samsanders I would make myself gourmet meals, cooked all by myself, of hot dogs sliced up and fried in Chinese takeout mustard and then coated in dried mashed potato flakes
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    Text - Amanda Flores Stout Follow @amandaestout Replying to @samsanders Mouthfuls of Coffee mate French vanilla powder creamer
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    Text - Tim Dawkins Follow @TimDawks Replying to @samsanders Slices of individually wrapped processed American cheese singles straight from the fridge, filled with ketchup like an offensively flimsy, unnaturally orange taco. I can still taste it as I type this.
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    White - Très Gaudy Follow EUCT OLESTMGLost Replying to @samsanders Salted lemon slices
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    Text - YEENAW Follow @adam101093 I ate almost EXCLUSIVELY Eggo waffles, fluffernutters (peanut butter & marshmallow cream sandwiches) and Velveeta shells & cheese until was almost 18. Brought my lunch to school every single day. Even brought it to restaurants Insufferable doesn't even begin to describe, y'all
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    Text - Terrelyn @TerreLyn92 Follow Replying to@samsanders I am allergic to milk so I poured 7-Up on my cereal as a child. This is way before other milk alternative were available. Interesting twist to Captain Crunch.
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    Abdomen - Jord/Jax@JaxBladeFitness Feb 17 Replying to @samsanders When I was a kid I found out that the stretch armstrong toys had this sugary goo inside them and when I tasted it I ripped that shit open and ate them like a Zombie. My friend got mad cause I ate his. Also this one time I accidentally swallowed a Tamagotchi pet good times. STRETCH cap ARMITON
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