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Stressed Guy Fails By Telling His Girlfriend He Knew She Was Cheating On Him

This boyfriend's troubled heart was in the right place, but the outcome was one of pure and unadulterated FAIL. To make matters even better (somehow), it sounds like he's assuming his symptoms stem from "bleach" and not from the very likely, UTI situation. My dude, it is time to wake up. But hey, experience is what we call our mistakes right? And this guy's racking up that experience like none other. If you do want to check out some secrets partners actually keep from their SO's to protect them, that list is right over here.

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    Text - This happened approximately six years ago, I was laughing about it with my friend today, who recommend that I post it here. So, flashback to undergrad, things are good and | just started dating this beautiful girl that I had met in class. I was enamored with her, shocked that I loved her so fast, and amazed that she even wanted to date me. The first months are amazing, we can't keep our hands off each other and never seem to be sick of the others company.
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    Text - After a few months into our relationship, I started to notice some concerning symptoms. As you can probably hypothesize, when I pee'd, it burned. At first, I just assumed it must have been something weird with my diet, to be sure, I decided to stop taking creatine just in case. But as time went on (a few days later), the burning became unbearable. I would literally be struggling to stand while I pee'd because the pain was so intense. After, I would literally lay in my bed in the fetal pos
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    Text - Well, at this point, I was no longer convinced that my diet was causing the symptoms. No, it had to be what I thought unfathomable, my girlfriend must have cheated on me. I hadn't been with anyone else. I hadn't been with anyone else since I began pursuing her, months before we became exclusive. I was shocked. Things seemed so perfect, she seems like such a good person, where had I gone wrong? The thought made my blood boil, until outright confronted her. I told her I knew she must have b
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    Text - The same night I confronted my girlfriend, my roommates girlfriend came over to stay at our place. She was being nice and went to do some dishes for us. Around this time my roommates and I had just moved into a new house. In the process all our belongings got shuffled around. As she went to get some dish washing pods, she exclaimed "why are you guys washing your dishes with laundry detergent!?!?!" I heard that and it all clicked, holy shit, I've been pissing out bleach?!?! I instantly fel
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    Text - Antisocialbumblefuck 46m Blamed a uti on a partner.... then soap. U... you okay pal?
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