Parenting Summed Up In A Rollercoaster Of 17 Relatable Tweets And Memes

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    Text - Anna M @helgagrace In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces 8:57 AM 12/24/18 Twitter for iPhone 2,346 Retweets 11.6K Likes
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    Text - Matt Okine @mattokine When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
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    Text - SpacedMom @copymama Welcome to parenthood. Every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out
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    Text - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life theory as well. #marriedlife
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    Text - laura @lauratnelson My mom: wow it's so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you're gone Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father
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    Text - lil Han @hwelchaaa *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC 9/6/18, 2:51 PM
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    Photograph - Me: Are you guys ready to have kids? Them: Yes Also them:
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    Text - Jenny Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
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    Text - Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy Follow Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours
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    Text - Heather B. Armstrong Follow @dooce The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.
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    Text - Frank Lowe Follow @GayAtHomeDad Some kid had a surprise birthday party today and my son said "IT'S SECRET LIKE BEYONCÉ'S ALBUM!" That's my baby
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    Text - PapeAWash @PaperWash Follow Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we're both sitting in our underwear eating donuts
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    Text - HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.
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    Text - andy lassner @andylassner Follow "Can I ask you a million questions?" -kids
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    Text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker Follow I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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    Text - Brian Gaar Follow @briangaar The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
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    Text - Jay Skarlow @RockabillyJay Follow Young children are like sponges. They are the filthiest thing in your house.

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