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16 Relatable WebMD Tweets For All You Hypochondriacs

The other day I was googling some lower back pain that can probably be attributed to years of hunching over computers. A helpful WebMD headline popped up and next thing I knew I was diagnosing myself with lung cancer. This is nothing new. WebMD has been torturing hypochondriacs since before the internet was used to locate hot singles that want to meet you. And poor souls like me have been complaining about it since then. Recently, Twitter's seen an uptick in disgruntled WebMD-ers letting it all out. It's good to see we're not alone in our certain deaths. 

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    Text - Isabel @isabellouise_xo Me: what is thi WebMD: time to say goodbye 11:02 AM 3/19/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Black People Vines @BlackPplVids BP PES Me: I have a headache WEBMD: It'll be your last one But But But But But But 0eaiseipph 4:20 PM 3/12/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Stylish Bloke (Lakers 2019-2020 C... @Stylish_Bloke Me: i don't feel well. Let me check WebMD Me after checking WebMD: CBS THIS MORNING 0:01G NEWS JEFF GLOR 82.8K views From RaijinVexis
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    Text - Lisa @lisas_travels Has anyone sued WebMD for always thinking they have cancer yet? I have a bruised toenail out of nowhere and I'm assuming its cancer. #webmd #cancersucks
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    Cat - a. dang @akdang19 me on webmd Ton 10 Signs of Sickness w CA MONT CA Fellwoy MultiCot
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    Text - Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne I can physically feel being in love sometimes. WebMD: that's foot cancer, you're dying
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    Font - Kenna.exe @KennaExe Nobody: WEBMD: CONGRATULATION You HAVE CANCER
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    Cartoon - J'Von @itsjvon nobody: webMD: You are already dead. 6:11 PM 3/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - dirt blogging @MissesUnicron when my doctor's professional opinion doesn't match up with webmd 1 don't trust like that"
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    Text - Doyle @KowisKenny ДО Me: Ok I have a sore throat, a fever, a cough and a runny nose. WebMD: You have cancer, you 100% have cancer Ме: WebMD: You have AIDS too.
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    Face - pansy @matttyhhh this is where web md got me fuck u internet
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    Text - Jeremy C. Shipp @JeremyCShipp Me: I saw a bird the other day and-- WEBMD: You're dying. 5:45 PM 3/17/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Amish PornStarTM @AmishPornStar1 Me: *types: ankle bruise with swelling* WebMD: Ankle cancer. 8:50 AM 3/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - miki: @mikihyungwon I don't feel so good and all WebMD did was scare me so WebMD A slight physical discomfort Is this death?
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    Cartoon - Butch Raptor @lamDadSerious Me: "There is always room for Fettuccine Alfredo." Doctors: "Actually.." II WebMD:
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    Face - milly @saucymilly me: my boob is itchy WEBMD: breast cancer me: But But But But But But @evaisclown
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