The Official Magikarp Music Video Is Here, and It's a Glorious Anthem for All the Lovable Losers out There

The song features a Japanese child singing on about how weak Magikarp is. Here's the chorus:

Weak pokémon, Magikarp

The weakest thing in the world

Weak pokémon, Magikarp

So weak that it's actually shocking

Can't say this is quite as catchy as the Slowpoke song:



But damn if it's right up there!