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23 Assorted Tweets To Help Keep Your Sad Lives Busy

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    dank memes - Product - Jock Lawn Duty SOON @GucciFeline I do not want to go to this gym anymore
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    dank memes - Cat - Ash @ashley_rocher Someone on my road has a cat face hole in their glazing so their cat can look through
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    dank memes - Text - k @karleemma is my boyfriend broken why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats They need to learn to protect us
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    dank memes - Text - I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap, but from the fridge's water purifier feature. "She'd do the same for me", he said.
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    dank memes - Text - my therapist: "take it slow, avoid caffeine, don't put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly" me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: "I should go VEGAN"
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    dank memes - Hair - christine teigen @chrissyteigen omg me
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    dank memes - Text - Lauren Stewart @Laur3nStewart when someone sends you a text saying just ur name n u just sit there thinking about everything you've done wrong for the past 5 years
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    dank memes - Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.
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    dank memes - Text - z m @ZarinaMuhammad My brother made a cute fake passport at school today & CAN U ALL JUST Passport Number: 12345 Description: am sma and bedut Gender: Age:
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    dank memes - Text - Texas Humor @TexasHumor "Diet" has 4 letters but so does "taco" and I know which one I like more.
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    dank memes - Text - Danez Smith @Danez_Smif No one has had a bigger glow up in the last 10 years than cauliflower. It went from being ashy broccoli to being the Mystique of vegetables, always coming at you with a new shape. You want rice? Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
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    dank memes - Text - @cutecherrybitch we're 5 months into the year. how much have you achieved? anthony @TakeCarePT2 i don't like your tone
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    dank memes - Junk food - Boss Chick @PrettyMee love yourself and stop putting these in your body PLEASE! RAMS TWIKE A heetos eetos Amin RA Cmint Het HESTERS Ceelo ERIES Flamin Her MA F H CanvoreJ Rings Flamin Het honey boo @lilgypsy115 Well it's a good thing I hate myself S
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    dank memes - Text - erica @lucysaries amazon: we shipped your package! it should deliver by 8pm tomorrow! me, nose pressed against the door, fogging the glass as i breathe: pakidge
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    dank memes - Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god's gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers 10:31 AM 4/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    dank memes - Text - Ms. Lenina Crowne @TeknoGeisha Guy: *gets blowjob* Guy: did u cum babe 15.5K 7:13 AM - Mar 24, 2015 6,357 people are talking about this
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    dank memes - Text - Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Him: tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
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    dank memes - Animation - antisocial misfit @superfided me getting ready for work in the morning like
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    dank memes - Text - Lindsey Pelas @LindseyPelas The best part about humans is they'll lick each other's buttholes but request a new fork if it falls on the floor
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    dank memes - Text - Alec @alecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god dol walk it hard brother
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    dank memes - Text - i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
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    dank memes - Text - reaghan @reaghanhunt why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time 2/20/18, 12:12 AM
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    dank memes - Text - cammy t @badboycammyt you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening
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