This woman is convinced that she can run 100 meters (roughtly 330 feet) in seven seconds. But that would require one of two things: The longest lunge in the world or some sort of radiation bomb that turns you into a Flash-like superhero. Both of which would be pretty cool.
Either way, if we were all as confident as she was about this, maybe the world would be a little better, and we’d all be a little happier. You keep doing you, lady who could never run that fast.
Honestly, though, this has to be fake because here she is taking "New Year, New You" way too literally.
Either this is fake or this boyfriend loves to humiliate his girlfriend. In which case, leave him lady.