"Momma, I heard you callin' Ceiling Cat over an' over again, are you ok, or is that guy squeezing you into the bed?"

Employee goes out with Karen coworker, Karen makes a scene at the restaurant, then demands to be driven home: 'I've never invited [her] out since' 1

'We're just gonna go ahead and sell you the property you've stolen': Construction head faces off with persistent client 2

Employee quits, then orchestrates an audit to get former boss fired three years later: 'She couldn't prove that she didn't misuse funds' 3

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 4

Boss wants employee to train their outsourced replacement who will be earning 75% less: '[He] expects me to train her...' 5

Employee figures out toxic boss is watching their every move and no one else, plans payback: 'The camera is pointed directly at me' 6

Cat Memes For Feline Friendly Folks Craving A Laugh Fest 1

You will pay 2

Having fun 3

That's all 4

Existential crisis 5

Go away 6