Saga Of An Office Sandwich Thief Is Passive Aggression At Its Finest

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Meeeeesh
Jun 17, 2019 6:00 PM EDT

Work is an unfortunate place where you're forced to spend time with people you don't necessarily like for at least eight hours a day. Obviously this sandwich thief is an a-hole for stealing their coworker's lunch, but at the same time we can't really blame them for wanting to create a little office entertainment!

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    Coworker notes - Text - What a story... To the person who keeps stealing my sandwiches (Turkey and Swiss with mayo on rye), This is ridiculous. We are all full-grown adults, not children. Please take responsibility for your actions and stop stealing other people's property!!
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    Coworker notes - Text - Dear Turkey and Swiss on Rye, I have your precious sandwich, it's safe. For now. Put 10 dollars on the plate in the fridge or you'll never see it undigested again
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    Coworker notes - Text - Dear Sandwich Thief, Please grow up and just return my sandwich! this is very unprofessional! If I ever find out who's doing this I won't hesitate to CONTACT HR!
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    Coworker notes - Text - hesitate to CONTACT HR!! Dear Turkey and Swiss For every hour you continue to refuse my demands I'll remove another bite of this sandwich. Please take this seriously. We are professionals, after all. Sandwich Thief
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    Coworker notes - Text - Dear Sandwich Thief, Hi. This is Tina from HR. Please return the sandwich and we won't investigate the matter any further.
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  • 06
    Coworker notes - Text - Dear Sandwich Thief, Buy me a pizza
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  • 07
    Coworker notes - Text - No. By the way...I'm not even going to eat it. Just gonna chew it up and spit it out How does that make you feel?
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  • 08
    Coworker notes - Text - Hi, Tina from HR again. Francis, we checked the office's printer queue and traced the requests back to your desk Could you please come to see me at your earliest convenience.
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  • 09
    Coworker notes - Text - I'm sorry please don't fire me.
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    Coworker notes - Businessperson - Why are you the way that you are?
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