gotta use bathroom. brb...

Employee told to stand by for reassignment, does for 19 months until they run into their boss who asks them where they're working now: 'You should have seen her face' 1

Rural landowner thwarts joyriding snowmobilers with concrete reinforced fencing: 'They all received tickets and their snowmobiles were confiscated' 2

Employee quits, then orchestrates an audit to get former boss fired three years later: 'She couldn't prove that she didn't misuse funds' 3

Manager demands employee share their calendar, employee deletes it: 'She's either trying to justify firing me, or assigning me other people's work' 4

Underbidding neighbor tries to make new landowner's life difficult, they return the favor: '[He] was upset I bought the property he wanted' 5

Gucci Karen throws tantrum when business class passenger won't switch seats with her 9-year-old in economy 6

Impawsibly Sweet Orange Cat Named Milo Nurtures the Newborn Hooman Baby Since Kittenhood, Adorable Friendship Ensues 1

Squatter 2

Too much 3

21 Hilarious Feline Funnies To Share With Your Coworkers Instead Of Working 4

You will pay 5

Good skills 6