Everyone Should Have a Rejection Response Like This Ready For Your Next Unsolicited Dick Pick

'She forgot to bring her dog with her... to the vet': 20 Major facepalm moments captured forever on the internet 1

'Fine, I’ll stick to the terms of the contract I do have': Company refuses to renew senior employee’s contract, so employee quits on old contract terms 2

'Is all of this really necessary?': Customer thinks he knows better than pool store employee, tries to save money on pool before his plan backfires 3

'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 4

'The administrative tasks piled up, not that Karen noticed': Assistant manager insists employee 'print an MP4' file, employee spends hours completing her task 5

'We're going to be pursuing other candidates': Candidate loses job offer after "failing" salary guessing game interview tactic 6

'She forgot to bring her dog with her... to the vet': 20 Major facepalm moments captured forever on the internet 1

'Is all of this really necessary?': Customer thinks he knows better than pool store employee, tries to save money on pool before his plan backfires 2

'I asked her five times to make a payment... oh well': Contractors smash clients' new patio to pieces after client refuses to pay the crew 3

32 Memes for New Hires Who Begin Their New Job Just in Time for the New Year 4

'Karen accuses me of trespassing and littering at my job': Entitled woman calls cops on worker cleaning up trash in the park 5

Karen Attempts to Intimidate the New Neighbor With Threats of a Lawsuit, Stirring Up a Property Line Dispute That Royally Backfires 6