Twitter Unleashes Its Inner Evil In The Most Inconvenient Thing They Would Steal From Someone's House

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Eric Lund
Aug 17, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.

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    Text - Yowie Wowie Follow elmNice_LikeRice You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing? I'm taking all the earring backs
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    Text - Courtney!!! Milan Follow @courtneymilan Replying to @ImNice_LikeRice I'm taking every other tupperware lid, but I'm swapping them with the neighbors' set of almost equal size so they continually think the lid should fit. It never does.
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    Text - Follow @iPimphoes4fun Replying to@lmNice_LikeRice the caps to the toothpaste, the sink strainer, the light bulb above the stove
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  • 04
    Text - xandria Follow @liteskinnedgirl Replying to@ImNice_LikeRice The tv remote, phone charger, shower curtain rod, and I'm unplugging their fridge just for the hell of it lol
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  • 05
    Text - Byakkoya no Musume @MCRmy_Veteran Follow Replying to @catnipplegirl @ImNice_LikeRice The left shoe from each pair, the cheese packet from the macaroni, the tongue of their belt buckles and the key from the tin cornbeef! GIF joyreactor.com
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    Line - @HijaDe2Madre Aug 10 Replying to@lmNice_LikeRice The ink from all their pens t 16 472
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    Text - lksimi'nit, Otahkoapi'siakii Wrote Follow @Pandabbadon Replying to @ImNice_LikeRice @thepettyHQ The lil thing that makes the plate spin in the microwave but leave the plate. All the fitted sheets. All the cups/glasses. The chain that connects the flapper thing to the handle in all the toilet tanks. Any pen that writes blue or black ink. The kitchen scissors
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  • 08
    Text - Niki Hancock Follow @HancockNiki Replying to@ImNice_LikeRice Every pillow in the place. If I don't like the person, 'll take the labels off the canned goods.
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  • 09
    Text - Charles Grimm Follow @GrimmProspects Replying to@lmNice_LikeRice First, I'm taking the hooks that keep car floor mats in place. Then, I'm moving on to their fridge, where I will drain each drink container to a little less than a mouthful and each condiment to about a half teaspoon.
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    Text - Blood Quantum Entanglement Follow @LammaticHama Replying to @lmNice_LikeRice Opening every orange and banana just a little
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    Text - Critcal Care Bear @ATLmurse Aug 11 Replying to@lmNice_LikeRice I'm stealing all the vowels from their computer keyboard. EERN [evil laughter] GIF ti 11 240 Guess I'm William Blake Now @LMOberleas Aug 11 Hhhhh ti 6 2 192 Sofia PaTrillYo @ALYSSIA2777 Aug 11 Lmf I 35
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    Text - VanisleJay PO @VanisleJay Follow Replying to @lmNice_LikeRice Dont steal anything but baby proof the entire house
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