TikToker Asks Viewers to Name One Thing They're Actually Good at After Drinking, Sparks Hilarious Responses

Listen, we're all about drinking responsibly. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink when you're pregnant. And whatever else the Surgeon General warns you about. So we're not trying to encourage alcoholism over here, ok? It's just that sometimes, someone on TikTok tries to make a point about how drinking is bad or something like that and instead of people becoming “educated” or whatever a joke ensues and thousands join in on the joke. 

TikTok The Handpan Man posts different videos asking his viewers different things, usually with the intention of just bringing a little elevation to life. He recently asked people to name one thing they can actually do better after drinking alcohol, to which he responded with silence, making it seem like he was trying to make the point that nobody actually does anything better after getting drunk. 

"Name One That You Can Actually Do Better After Drinking Alcohol" (original video)

BUT TikTok had different plans for this question. Now, instead of people thinking" damn Handpan Man, you're right. Maybe I should cut back on drinking," people are responding with hilarious answers of things they actually do better after drinking alcohol. 

“I can name like 1,000 things”

This guy high fives better, eats loaded tater tots better, gives better hugs, does the Macarena better, and got a huge return on his taxes!

Piss

Think about it, when you pee while not drinking it's probably a quick whatever. When you're pissing while drunk, that stream goes forever—and you're probably making friends in the bathroom while you're at it. 

Fall Down the Steps

Apparently after a few drinks, this guy can make looking falling down the steps impressive. 

Pizza

It took WAY too long for him to think of pizza, because everybody knows pizza just hits different when you're drunk.

Socialize

It's called a social lubricant for a reason. 

Gaming and more

You think you're good at Guitar Hero now, wait till you get a few drinks in you just like the legends. 

Here's a Whole List!

The List: Cornhole, bowling, dancing, peeing outside, pool, and BBQ. 

Drinking More Alcohol…

He's not wrong. There's definitely a point in the night where your drinks start tasting like water. 

…YOUR MOM

How did this trend not just turn into a million your mom jokes??