Guy Claims Impossible Burgers Are A Satanic Plot To Change Human DNA

Obviously anyone with some common sense would connect the dots between a plant-based burger and dark satanism-fueled plans. In this case, the Impossible Burger. Truly groundbreaking news here from one absolute nut, Rick Wiles.

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