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    Orange - ll TELUS 10:18 AM 43% How Introverts make friends They don't. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them
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    Shoulder - ll TELUS 8:18 PM 34% Vildu vaire med ah ye på varmepampa A German soldier shot dead by a French sniper after poking his head out of his trench, 1917
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    Eyewear - l TELUS 8:40 PM 24% X r/memes hassan-ethar_123456 2 h HUZZA A MAN QAULITTY Me: I'm hungry ad: Hi Hungary, I'm Austria. Shall we Form an empire? Ме: hey that's pretty good 1 Share 1.2k 12
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    Stuffed toy - IM SO PISSED OFFRIGHT NOW
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    Cat - oll TELUS 3:24 PM 23% SPRESSO
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    Text - 22% 10:02 PM TELUS "Alexa, intruder alert" ALEXA WILL Add action Say "welcome to the rice field mother fucker" Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses Turn off all lights Release Claymore Roomba ROST EXERY made with mematic 11 11
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    Toilet - 9% 10:33 PM l TELUS Housekeeper by day, comedic genius also by day. FFINDO
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    Font - A Handjobs could just be called beef jerkies
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    Cartoon - oil TELUS 34% 12:13 AM torture chamber abusement park
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    Text - EffYeahSteph @eff_yeah_steph Me: *getting off the couch* I'l be right back Dog: I would really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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    Footwear - Here is a rare photo of a middle American male shedding his old skin while he prepares his new skin
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    Photo caption - ill TELUS 4:17 PM 49% HEY KID WANNA BUY SOME FREEDOM? made on imgur
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    Facial expression - l TELUS 10:43 PM 12% Ask her out Like Girl She just wants to be friends She just wants to be friends You have a friend!
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    Sky - ll TELUS 1:21 PM 17% HHO YA GONNA CALL? (2) Linceln Mtare MO ONE YOU'RE DRIVING LIncaln I MHtore Stitch It!
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    Text - 60% 79% 4:11 PM 18:58 TELUS Sky WiFicall MEN PLEASE Put The Toilet Seat Down When You Are Done!!! Thanks In Advance, The Women LADIES You are STRONG, INDEPENDENT women who don't need no man to put the toilet seat down for you.You got this!!! In support of Gender Equality The Men
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    Hair - caffeine caffeine caffeine CAFFEEEEEEEINE ade wih meaalis
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    Electronics - l TELUS 12:59 AM 20% Engineering Flowchart DOES IT MOVE? NO YES SHOULD IT? SHOULD IT? YES ON NO YES ON PROBLEM NO PROBLEME Vectric
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    Cat - ll TELUS 6:36 PM 20% Georgia Diebelius @GJDiebelius My cousin's cat ate a wasp and I cannot breathe
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    Conversation
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    Text - ll TELUS 7:06 PM 2% Terry F @daemonic3 cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 me: dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha cop: sure whatever [later in traffic court] judge: how were you going 420 in a 55
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    Animated cartoon
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    Cat - Ibtifpitt
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    Text - TELUS 11:52 PM 12% 0 ve only tried a few simple spells myself, and they've all worked for me. For example: Clears throat AVADA KEDAVRA! Directed by CHRIS COLUMBUS
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    Text - ll TELUS 19% 8:38 PM PaintsWithSmegma 55.2h I'm not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic at a music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a portable generator stadium light. So he's 20 feet in the air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun screaming,"I'm a moth go into the flame". We had several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down without killing
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    Gun - l TELUS 1:11 AM 51% THE 50 CALIBER HANDGUN 500 S&W MAGNUM FOR WHEN THERE'S A BURGLAR BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR... ..AT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
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    Font - POOP JOKES AREN'T MY FAVORITE KIND OF JOKES BUT THEY'RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO.
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    Land vehicle - REDDIT now woodlander13 Makes sense LEGE ND OF ZELDA
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    Community - matt "matt" matt @Matt_Jones46 Stranger Things, Season 3 (2019)
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    Fictional character - il TELUS 6:37 PM 58% GAMING BIBLE KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY2 Common item O.UI (slavic folk musie stops).
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    Facial expression - TELUS 2:09 PM 82% Yeр уep My kid explaining Me explaining how an why I'm the worst orphanage works mom ever @mommy.meds Iל Like Share Comment 15 Thave driven my kids to the fire station several times. Like Reply 14m For real! I've let mine pack bags! Like Reply 10m
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    Cartoon - l TELUS 84% 7:58 PM he's about to say his first words D... D.. D.. *Doot* spooked
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    Water - Managers Hardworking Underpaid Employees Pizza Party! Gudin
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    Cartoon - 111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot can it? Oh my god! It's like standing on the sun! This city should not exist, It is a monument to man's arrogance
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    Mason jar - Finished my canning today... I'm now ready for winter.
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    Text - iil TELUS 7%L 10:37 PM r/Jokes u/eweboy 15m I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Long He is 83. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "what's the matter old man, never done any
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    Construction equipment - HEALTHY-HOLISTIC-LIVING.COM Farmers Are Using Flamethrowing Tractors to Get Rid of Weeds and Pests OF MEN ERS Dammit, Ilove this Country so much.
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    Green - ll TELUS 12:07 AM 39% C Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets! Pepe! Why did you pinch me?! pinch Because you're .Pepe,I am not wearing green. any green! ...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too
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    Photo caption - What if we used 100% of the brain? OIution and man Brain Fur 3 Awards A "thot" is a ho with her T Ts out Share 38 t 2.1k X
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    Fictional character - nar yo who the fuck gave my son an onion? KitKat Good question herbursi CYDER AL FLAVOURS NATURELLES AU LAIT ENROE COO IES 5 ATISUAR MILK INGREDNTS
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    Text - oil TELUS 62% 3:14 PM Roses are red, college is long BBC ENS Decisions, decisions all of them wrong.
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    Adaptation - When an Indian law required bars to be at least 500 meters from certain roads, one bar built a maze in front of its entrance to triple the walking distance from the door to the street. Regulators accepted this solution. Modern problems require modern solutions
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    Vehicle - TELUS 10:36 PM 37% r/HistoryMemes /TheHobogoblin19 8h only gods will understand Memes Gym teacher: why are you so slow, my grandma could run faster than you Also gym teacher: T Share 3.4k 47 jex_fex.5h The gym teacher is a giant rice cooker? 34 Reply
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    Text - TELUS 12:59 AM 6% 19h S 2 Awards In a heated argument my mom called my brother a Son of A Bitch. He replied, "you got that right". Reply 32.6k Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed.
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    Cat - 10% 10:15 PM l TELUS History teacher: why are you laughing? Me : Commewnism HOWS MDON
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    Technology - TELUS 1:01 AM 5% You think the teletubbies ever watch porn on each other's tv stomachs? GarregMachGatekeeper 52m 418 40 What can I say except delete this
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    Text - disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
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    Cat - When my alarm goes off in the morning "This sum bullshit.
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    Text - person: god dang it god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED Source: 2wn 106,299 notes
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    Asphalt - LOWE'S TOO HONEST TO STEAL TOO OLD UGLY PROSTITUTE 4X4 Give this guy a buck already
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    Text - Nic from Orcas @Nicfromo Product idea: Alarm clock that sounds like my dog throwing up on the end of the bed 10:23 PM 6/6/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The Elle Woods I am right now vs the Elle Woods I'm trying to be
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    Cat - IT'S TRUE THAT DOGS ARE LOYAL BUT WE CATS DON'TTELL THE POLICE WHERE YOU HIDE YOUR DRUGS
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    Text - il TELUS 11.10 DM 16% New York Man Arrested for Cutting Wires to Red Light Cameras After Exposing Government Revenue Generating Scheme BEN KELLER cointelpro-plant Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it. critical-perspective Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good. abyssalthaumaturge Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it's INSANE The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter's extension ro
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    Photo caption - il TELUS 5:05 PM 47% "Dad why is my sisters name Rose? "Because your Mother loves roses" "Thanks Dad" "No Problem random citizen
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    Chin - FAX Baby Boy Beyoncé-Dangerously in Love II surokei Daddy Beyoncé-Dangerously In Love II
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    Bicycle wheel - My therapist: "Bike Tyson isn't real, he can't hurt you" Bike Tyson: @snackytuna
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    Text - 1:11 PM 22% l TELUS Just drove past a little boy with lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and deadass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. I didn't have a choi- ce, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade
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    Text - krinkshame Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster? krinkshame That's it l'm outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass* cyberbun where do i have to slap you to get you to stop posting Source: krinkshame
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    Text - yells-at-cats how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus yells-at-cats tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby
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    Text - ll TELUS 10:44 PM 38% When your mom is on your phone and she taps on Reddit. So, you're going to see alot of things you dont understand"
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    Poster - 33% TELUS 12:09 AM suse Master Yoda, are you en route? Off course am u/Da Real
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    Photo caption - boys who can cook NO PARKING IN DRIVEWAY Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
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    Text - Making my way downtown, walking fast, haulin ass cause it's cold out. 9-5 Life
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    Text - Z 29-8 UpNorthLive 2 hrs Montcalm deputies said the drugs are currently at the sheriff's office and encouraged the owner of the bag to stop by during business hours to discuss it. SHERIFFS OFFICE PROPERTY COMPLAINT FILE CLASS DATE ITEM BAG UPNORTHLIVE.COM Small bag of meth found on bathroom floor of Montcalm business
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    Cartoon - When winter is approaching and your normal depression will combine with your seasonal depression Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
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    Conversation
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    Font - QUDER CROWDER YOU'RE A DUMB ASS CHANGE MY MIND WRETCHED HIVE
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    Clothing - BUTT MADE OF STRAWS SO YOU CAN SUCKMY ASS
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    Child - When your car ain't warm up but you late to work and the heat blowing cold air
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    Party supply - *knock knock* estoy poopin KNOCK KNOCK ESTOY POOPIN
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    Text - ill TELUS 7:56 PM 42% 165 Comments Home OO O Adam Gaylord 1OM @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Put your shoes on, NOW in BrandNewSentence by Cissa Ik 23.5K 98% © 14h nixylvarie 2.0K 13h Santa cocks gun "Put on your shoes, kid, or the land narwha
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    Junk food - When you thought it was a fart but were wrong Fuayes #Fully Fudged Whoop BitlyFiudged WhooPSY! FudgeStripes #FullyFudged NET WT 11.5 OZ (326g) WhooPSy! Fudge Stripes cookies #FullyFudged AL PRIG $2.09
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    Text - Matt Buechele @mattbooshell BANK EMPLOYEE: what if we stayed open later than 5:30? CEO: that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard OTHER BANK EMPLOYEE: how bout a sign outside that displays the temperature 24/7 CEO: first of all, promoted
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    Text - G 16% TELUS 8:32 AM Chads be like Memes Teens: invent condoms that change color to detect STDS Male thots: Taste the rainbow Motherfucker! ThatCuyWith The asses co 1 Share 3.4k 87 BEST COMMENTS Slippery slop have my STD thot Reply 13 Add a comment
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    Street stunts - We're Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition Facebook.com/listables.co TOTlc
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    Text - No Coffee Guide ! Nonsense Enjoy! $38 Americano BLack Coffee! FLat White Strong White Coffee! Frothy Coffee! Cappuccino Milky Coffee! Latte >Didn't Kiu himseuf! EPSEein Foam topped coffee! Macchiato Mocha Choccy Coffee! Tea Not Coffee! Also not coffee! Hot chocolate
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    Text - sam. @samheatonn if your arse crack was split horizontally, it would clap when you run down the stairs
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    Text - WHAT DO WE SAYTO THE GOD OF DEATH? AH HA, MISTER RATTLE BONES! I'VE GOT YOU NOW! EH2 CLICKETY CLACK! GET INTOMYSACK! ifunny.co
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    Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Just saw a quote that said "you did not wake up today to be mediocre" and it's like ummm yes I did it's a tuesday
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    Text - trantifa I once had a professor SLAMa thermos down on his desk and say to us "there's more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing's full of NyQuil. I'm going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class." The class ended up being 17 minutes long. writersarea Your professor was trying to fight God
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    Text - Fixed Our Bathroom Picture. Wife Is Not Amused Facebook.com/listables.co Sing like no one is listening Love like you've never been hurt Dance like no one is watching Poop like ng one Can Smeil it
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    Forehead - This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic'90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, "I like the way you work it"? B: Hardly Any Diggity A: No Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity C:A Fair Amount of Diggity
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    Photo caption - WHEN IT GETS HARD REMEMBER WHY YOU'RE DOING IT,
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    Text - remember when you were like 12 years old and you'd sing along to blink 182 like WORK SUCKS,I KNOW but you had no idea how much work sucked. i know now. i really do know
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    Face - Him: Talk dirty to me Her: We screwed the economy Him: Mmm more Her: Millennials are entitled Him: Keep going Her: I'm not racist but. Him: AHHHHHHA velo @soullesschickensoup
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    Text - David Wallace eventually watching the documentary on PBS and realizing the Michael Scott Paper Company was broke when he bought them out and that Jim knew the entire time:
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    Text - Me when I have people come over to my place You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat and a pretty cat.
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    Sports - Ме CHECK ENGINE l@jamaal420 bo st
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    Face - TERS

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