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    Facial expression - work hard get into and do well a top in high university school develop develop severe severe anxiety & depression anxiety & depression
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    Text - Nightowl @CharlieNiteOwl Could someone please shoot me in a non lethal location so I can skip work for a few days? Actually, scratch that, could someone please shoot me in a lethal location so I can skip work forever? 9:07 · 19 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - jaboukie young-white @jaboukie yeah sex is cool but have you ever fantasized about an infrastructure renewal program funded by the taxes of billionaires 05/12/2017, 23:07 6,409 Retweets 21.8K Likes
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    White - DEATH TRAPS CLAMP CLAMP O Sarah Andersen
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    Text - ClaudeHaveMercy! @ClaudeKelly Ginger ale needs it's own holiday. It's a stand alone beverage, works with most alcohols, medicine for any illness, a life coach, a friend, a spiritual advisor.
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    Cartoon - astrology signs white girls justification for Imy shitty personality? Is this a
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    Text - egg dog ** @egg_dog a car is a metal ravioli and you are the meat! 4:06 PM · Mar 2, 2018
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    Text - Lady Gaga was deposed as part of Kesha's legal battle with Dr. Luke and the things that she said in support of the singer are so incredibly powerful. The deposition happened in September 2017, but the court documents were just unsealed. While we're not going to go into specifics of what Gaga discussed in regards to her meetings with Kesha, there was a powerful moment after Luke's lawyer asked her about "personal knowledge or information as to any interaction between him and Ms. Sebert, ph
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    Text - "Yes, I do have knowledge," Gaga replied %3D (via The Blast). "She told me he assaulted her." After the lawyer asked if she knew anything other than what Kesha told her, Gaga said, "Well, you know - when men assault women, they don't invite people over to watch. And when this happens in this industry, it is kept extremely secret, and it is compounded by contracts and manipulative power scenarios that actually include this very situation that we are all in right now." Luke's lawyer then sa
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    Text - Gaga responded, "How about all of the women that are accused of being liars and how she was slut shamed in front of the world, how about that?" Gaga's lawyer objected to the question and Luke's lawyer rephrased by asking what happens when a situation is he- said/she-said. "I believe it to be true," Gaga said. "I have %3D factual knowledge of her depression. I have factual knowledge of her need for support and love. I have factual knowledge of the spiral that I watched that girl go down. I
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    Text - "Why on earth would this girl tell the entire world this happened? Why on earth? Do you know what it's like for survivors? Do you know what it's like to tell people? Don't you roll you eyes at me. You should be ashamed of yourself," she added. %3D
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    Text - Andrew @drewjmh Just realised these emojis AB AB O are to represent blood types. But here I am using them to spell 'beans' like Beans.
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    Product - My gf: "what do you want for dinner?" Me: "bring me the bucket" Her: "the bucket?" The bucket: Macaroni & Cheese 180 O MASHABLE 2 MIN READ Costco is now selling a 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese
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    Face - My aunt made this into a baby shower game omg LABOR OR PORN 1. 3. 5. 6. 7. 8. 10. 11. 12 2.
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    Adaptation - You have been visited by Gentle Bob Bob knows you’re very stressed
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    Text - spontaneousmusicalnumber That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering "Oh, it's Wednesday" thezohar what does this mean rvengefulobster It means it's Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can't hurt you. Those are the rules.
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    Text - Midwest vs Everybody * @midwestern_ope Ope. I'm freezing in this light jacket but my Midwestern ego will act tough in order to assert dominance over The Southerners 11/7/18, 7:11 PM 2,162 Retweets 15.9K Likes
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    Text - Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney We talk about "Ope" as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the "Oh no you're fine" as a response to "Sorry." 8/6/18, 19:00 2,519 Retweets 13.1K Likes
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    Text - Gretchen @wokkax3 Don't ever be sad on a Saturday. Wait till Monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don't let capitalism win.
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    Text - YOU MEANTO TELL ME Memes in 2012 YOUR REAL NAME ISNIT MOM Memes in 2019 Give me your liver
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    Text - cersei-first-of-her-name S winerobsy Follow kardashiansfuckyeah psychic: * reads my mind* my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba. psychic: what the fuck 251 215 notes
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    Text - Adam Wren @adamwren When you compliment a Midwesterner on a personal possession, it is custom for him to respond by explaining that he acquired said item at a significant discount. 5/10/18, 11:44 AM
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    Text - Jordan C. @jbridgeh2o +2 F In class like, "got 40 mins left. That's two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times." %3D 18/02/2014 20:15 8,409 RETWEETS 4,206 FAVORITES tmntyler: mormondad: This is how I stayed alive my senior year I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of time like this.
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    Text - 27 You Retweeted Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Ope Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: "You know, it wouldn't really be that bad outside if it wasn't for the wind..." 9/21/18, 8:03 AM 254 Retweets 1,632 Likes
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    Text - Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Ope someone: omg do you smell the air?? californians: ?? new yorkers: ... midwesterners: yep, there's a tornado coming in two days y'all better get ready
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    Textile - EVERYBODY POOPS 1o Million Pounds BART KING BART KING CARTKING THE POCKET GUIDE THE POCEET GUZDE то то GarBoy Mischief THE POCKET GUIDE TO A2A DAY TIPS AN JAPAN STUFF STUFF peachdoxie Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief loversofpanem Source peachdoxie 219,456 notes HCONSEDUENTIAL A ANTIAL CH.EMAE
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    Text - memelovingbot no notes but it keeps getting faster crystalsoulslayer thelastpilot Anxiety
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    Text - chief big belly little calves @NGuggisberg Follow *Accidentally bumps into someone* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "ope"
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    Text - Thursday at 3:48 PM • I almost dropped my phone on my soft carpeted floor but thank god I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead
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    Product - Tuesday at 1:06 AM Party Tupperware. You like cheese so I tagged you lol That's cocaine? Did you think that was cheese?!? I thought it was parmesan Imao
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    Cartoon - HOW IS THE ART OF OUR UPCOMING LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME COMING ALONG? #l05 PRETTY, AS ALWAYS SIR Nintendo ART TEAM HOw ABOUT EVERY OTHER CHARACTER THAT ISNT LINK OR ZELDA? YES Nintendo ART TEAM SRGRAFO
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    Text - Mr. Sand man Sand me a man Make him so sandy The sandiest man
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    Text - [playing Hangman] son: 3! me: It has to be a letter son: Oh. 9! me *looks at wife* Are we cousins?
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    Text - Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance? Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips: There's been a misunderstanding.
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    Text - Bobby Bones O @mrBo... · 1h I think I just watched a 15 year old buy beer. Is there such thing as a "citizens carding"?! ♡ 205 ↑ 272 20 Eddie O @ProducerEddie Replying to @mrBobbyBones It's just us getting old man.. swear I saw a 10 year old driving a car the other day. 7:28 PM · 6/18/19 · TweetDeck
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    Font - Me3 TONAL INTER NTERNATIONAL TENATIONAL INTERNATIC ON "Let's get this bread" CON my parents "Yikes" "Yeet" TONAL I SAN IONAL INTERN DIEGO 14 ON C TION DIE "Mood" CON CO "Oof" "Yee Haw" IONT "RIP" IONA ON HIT CON MIC
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    Text - Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Thoughts and prayers to the people of Nothing bad happened. It's Kansas just that there are about 3 million people who had to wake up there this morning 12:57 PM · 4/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,350 Retweets 13.6K Likes
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    Text - savory gardettos blend @doublequibble *rammstein guy asking his wife what she wants for breakfast* do do hash do hash browns do hash browns sound good do hash browns sound good
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    Text - MR'A Stoudemire @Bahbuto By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your relationship is so tenuous that a simple opinion about a comic book movie could end it instantly.
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    Cartoon - त Kirby Luigi's Mansion EarthBound Donkey Kong Bayonetta Splatoon Team Fortress 2 Undertale Starfox П1 Super Mario Shovel Knight Dark Souls
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    Product - @DopeMixedChick Naruto Scott Murphy Zlb 10 June 9th 2016 I 1/2oz 6/10/16, 9:58 AM the future is now farorescourage teachers calling roll 15 years from now: john, samantha, julio (deep sigh)... sasuke Source: johnnyjoestarrelatable helila 99+
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    Font - aya Harvard Biz Review Follow OHarvardBiz U.S. firefighters are overwhelmingly white and male. Here's why that needs to change 1, Share 6.5k 420 @SystemicSystems Lauren Chen @RoamingMil Screw white men and their... *Squints* Disproportionate likelihood to put their lives at risk in order to save others.
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    Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water
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    Text - Denizcan James @MrFilmkritik Kids: When you're choosing your college schedule, you'll hear a voice saying "just take the 8AM class. It won't be that bad. You've done it for this long." That's the devil talking. Don't listen to him. 22:43 · 03 apr. 18 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - "At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
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    Text - OH NO HELP ME LET'S PRETEND I HAVE ISSUES. TO BE HUMANS. HAHA SAME НАНA SAME НАНA SAME HAHA SAME - poorlydrawnlines.com
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    Text - Kelita @kellysantacruz1 I love my boyfriend but man let me tell || you not a day goes by where l don't wanna square up w him
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    Text - motherducker @houseandhens I appreciate my husband cleaning before we have guests coming over but he always cleans the weirdest shit. Our kitchen will look like a tornado blew through but instead of putting shit away this dude will be up in the attic scrubbing the walls like "IT hAs To Be CLeAn eMiLy" 12:58 PM · 2/3/19 · Twitter for iPhone 23.1K Retweets 234K Likes
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    Text - Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser I do my part to save the planet by mouthing "dumb bitch" whenever l'm behind someone in line who asks for a plastic bag for an item they can easily carry.
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    Text - yung danimals @dannypics06 My professor asked the class what the defining moment of the early 2000s was and I was prepared to say Britney Spears and I had to thank God I didn't raise my hand because the answer was 9/11 12:47 AM 05 Feb 19 · Twitter Web Client 2,726 Retweets 14.9K Likes
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    Text - I DO NOT Roc VOID DEATH WANT TO PERISH TODAY FEELS FEEL THE PERIL! BUT TO BE BRIEFLY CONVINCED WE WILL BUT THE MOMENTS OF DID WE DIE UNCERTAINTY WERE MY OO FAVORITE THIS SEEMS GENUINELY UNWISE NOT WE ARE TRULY FRAGILE MORTALS NATHANWPYLE
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    Product - Guy: Hey l'd like to have some chili Waitress: I'm sorry sir but this is a Japanese Restaurant Guy: *stretches his eyes* Herro, l'd rike to have some chiri BRF 123RF
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    Text - how to make friends with strangers: link toes with a stranger of your choice to show them you are a caring person and you mean them no harm i mean you nice toe no harm meet you friendship
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    Text - federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances J federations ok im done being dramatici finally started my homework and its not that bad 45,386 notes
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    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 2:17 PM · 8/15/17
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    Text - Anime Opening: あなたは実際にこれ を翻訳しました My dumbass pretending to know the lyrics: Translate Tweet
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    Lawn mower - ADULT PEER PRESSURE: Manshed SEEING YOUR NEIGHBOR MOWING THEIR YARD
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    Text - llama @LlamalnaTux me: can I play some music uber driver: sure me: *pulling out my tuba* dou like veggie tales
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    Text - Justin Gilbert @aTonOfJuice Can't believe im 4 semesters in and I still haven't bent down to pick up a girls books and we accidentally touch hands and fall in love instantly. How many more times do I need to slap some girl's shit out of her arms before this happens? 2:47 PM · 1/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things. Try going out more. Me: I went to the park today Therapist: Good! I hope you got something from that Me: *opens jacket* this duck
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    Cartoon - PSST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OWLTURD.COM
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    Text - me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started my brain: you cannot me: why my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile me: i don't see how- my brain: cannot. #a 443,042 notes
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    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir l'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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    Text - sickjacket the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
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    Text - i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we're totally cool with it like "ah yes, there it goes again" tumblr: bisexualbrucewayne
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    Text - anthony @TakeCarePT2 Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's exactly how adult life feels 19/03/2019, 17:26 33.2K Retweets 142K Likes <]
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    Cat - RARE PIC OF A CAT-EGORY 3 PURRICANE!!!
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    Junk food - ON THE MENU TODAY, MACARONI AND FUCK IT.
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    Stuffed toy - danipup i'm losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.
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    Text - me: using my phone while its at 1% my phone: *turns off me:
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    Adaptation - Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.
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    Cage
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    Text - Mondli Zondo 1 hr : I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate.
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    Text - cersei-first-of-her-name S winerobsy Follow kardashiansfuckyeah psychic: * reads my mind* my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba. psychic: what the fuck 251 215 notes
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    Text - when u have guests over for dinner it's an absolute power move to just make up appliances. yell from the kitchen, "honey where's the garlic thumper" and ur husband or wife can yell back "it should be right next to the wine gun" and ur friend will be like "wtf i want a wine gun"
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    Text - Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny You have to be a real piece of shit to throw your garbage out your car window. I spent the whole day picking up trash along the highway as part of my community service for beating up my girlfriend & it's really made me develop a hatred for scumbags who litter 5/22/18, 4:58 PM 29.8K Retweets 163K Likes
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    Text - Date: im looking for a mature man Me: *nervous laugh* yeah maturity is important Barista: i have a coffee for Mr. Fondil Mabols rudy mustang
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    Text - What do you do in your free time? I stalk. Really? I enjoy walks to the park or go to the movies with friends. I know. Delivered
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    Text - My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away
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    Text - Name's Bond, James Bond. And you are...? biscuits 21 cheese biscuits
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    Collage - Romans Greek Mythology Roman Mythology
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    Electronics - "how picky are you?" SKIP 5 > SKIP 5 PREV 26 NEXT
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    Text - maeve @maevehamletO when ur friend hasn't hit the breaks yet and ur 10 feet away from the red light ye O @kanyewest Bro stop 12/13/18, 11:58 PM
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    Text - brent @murrman5 [while being tackled by police dog] what's his name? <>
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    Face - Tumblr users Bots Tumblr users There is only one thing worse than a bot Bots Porn Bots Staff Porn! - Boom - No
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    Cartoon - when you're texting a guy who can't seem to differentiate your/ you're/there/their/they're and you're kinda turned off but u take a step back and consider the classism and white supremacy inherent in judging someone based on their understanding of grammar and chastise yourself for upholding oppressive systems but then he asks u for nudes 2 seconds later and you're painfully reminded that he would literally never go through the trouble of deconstructing his internalized beliefs for u if
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    Cartoon - Bae Follow @GirlfriendNotes my personalities arguing over what to wear 6:10 PM - 17 Jan 2018 563 Retweets 1,418 Likes
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    Text - @salemmitchell · 2h I stopped looking at things and saying "I wish that was me" and started saying "okay I can do that too." salem
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    Text - BigJB21 Oct 16, 2012 okay i can do that too
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    Cartoon
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    Cheezburger Image 9404071936
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    Facial expression - Emma Wilhoit @partiallystarrs do it, you cowards PA RAI 12/8/18, 7:03 PM 788 Retweets 2,853 Likes
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    Cartoon - RICH IS RUTHLESS.' RICH Is RUTHLESS.' SHARE THE WEALTH SHARE THE WEALTH." 8384849
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    World
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    Text - Gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away
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    Text - 'Ava Happy Holiday @Avagardra Nativity Scenes are warhammer for grandmas
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    Text - Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run ye O @kanyewest I will never make a diss record
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    Text - I organized the Smash roster by their primary source of income Royal treasury Business ownership & treasure hunting Stolen fortune Rich family Wealth through adventuring Wealth through trade Steady paying work Sponsorship payments Unsteady contract work No need for money No concept of money Under audit and investigation by the IRS
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    Text - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES "AH YES, THE BAD YEAR IS NEARLY OVER" I SAID FOOLISHLY FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, UNAWARE OF WHAT FRESH HORRORS 2019 WOULD BRING 17:44 · 10 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client 8,515 Retweets 26.1K Likes NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES · 22h TIME IS A CONSTRUCT THE PROBLEM IS US TAKE TO THE WOODS
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    Text - Sorry for being Horny Some crimes can never be forgiven of
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    Text - natemorebikes You'VE 60OFED ON ME FOR THE LAST TIME RABBIT: STAB. SLICE. ALL My PRECIOUS BEETLES!S oH, BUGS! NOW I GET IT! -A LATE NIGHT THOUGHT BY NATHAN BULMER
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    Summer squash
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    Games - With Clothes On Eat! Hog & Kisn! Got some sexy dice and this was the first roll
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    Text - r/relationships • Relationships My [31F] Husband [33M] of 4 years doesn't take our roleplaying serious when we have sex! He purposely takes his characters way over the top! u/roleplaygonebad • 1h So we've been with eachother for 6 years. Our sex life is just as good as when it started, I just wanted to try out some kinkier stuff so I suggested roleplaying. Kevin (husband) was somewhat open to the idea, but also thought it was a bit ridiculous. This is something I've always wanted to try,
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    Text - For example, when he dressed up as the Cop, he was supposed to do a stop and frisk, arrest me, etc, but in a sexy way. But instead, he kicks open the door, screams "HANDS UP THIS IS A RAID" and basically tackles me to the bed (this is OKAY it's NOT ABUSE we have rough dom/sub sex all the time), handcuffs me, literally reads me my Miranda Rights, leaves me there and rummages through the drawers throwing stuff everywhere, pulls out a little baggy of weed and goes apeshit like a cop might. I
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    Helmet - My friends explaining why Me, a paladin stealth is important for this mission

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