Heard On A Plane: Odd Things People Have Overheard

Flying is grand, isn't it? 

Well, the idea of flying somewhere is grand, the execution....not so much. Unless you're wealthy and can afford anything more than economy, then we're sure flying is always fun for you. But you are not allowed to talk to us. Ever. 

The rest of us, the economy crew, we're basically stuffed in like sardines -- breathing in all of each others germs, stenches and whatnot. And there is no escape. 

There is no "you" anymore, you have all become one and you overhear some weird/dumb things that'll have you thinking, "I'm sorry... what??".

These are just a few of overheard things on a plane: