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Tumblr User Imagines Hilarious Addams Family Twist

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    Text - guilty-as-battery-charged The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students. The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. guiltyhipster One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view They're
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    Text - They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen specialstarfish and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn't stop gomez from shouting "capital idea!" and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they're researching, so they basically end up living there for free gholateg In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, b
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    Text - how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to "water" balloons in campus history. Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it's fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who's too much of a coward for Grammy's cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced
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    Text - aardvarkingmad I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, "En garde!" and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own. Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, "When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought..you

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