"You're Breaking Up with Me, But I'm Distracted Because...": TikTokers' Breakup Scenarios Share Hilarious Reasons Why They're Not Listening

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Break ups are not easy and getting dumped is the worse—sometimes getting distracted is the best thing. I mean, if you already know the relationship was going to end and it just so happened you're not the person who is doing the ending, then ya, you might get a little distracted through the details. You already know it's not working and it should end, so like, say what you gotta say, but I'm not missing that squirrel eating at the miniature squirrel sized picnic table… 

 

Can't Stop Looking at Yourself on Facetime

I mean, that's the dumper's fault for thinking it's ok to dump you over Facetime. Meet me in person like a grown a$s adult and I'll only get distracted by anything passing us by! Gees.

 

But Where's Your Vape?

This is an emotional moment, you're gonna want your vape. But oh wait! Where is it? Well, now you gotta find it stat—in the midst of you getting dumped…

 

A Squirrel, at a Mini Picnic Table

You're trying really hard to pay attention, but like… There's a freakin' squirrel eating at it's on mini picnic table! Too cute to not give your full attention to. 

 

A Mirror

He's trying to dump you, but he's standing right in front of a mirror. You can't help but keep making sure your hair looks ok. Gotta look fresh for when you're newly single! #hotgirlsummer

 

It's May 27th… STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4!

You're getting dumped but like, also, it's May 27th, which means Netflix just dropped a bunch of brand new sh*t—INCLUDING, Stranger Things Season 4, y'all! Can't miss that. 

 

He's Hogging the Joint

Like, I get it, you're dumping me. Now pass the joint, man. So rude. 

 

Your Package is About to Be Delivered

You get it, this is a very important and vulnerable moment. But also, they've tried to drop this packed off like three times already, you can't miss it. 

 

Your IG Story Though…

You NEED to see who's watching your story. Especially if you're about to be single, iykyk… 

 

Adderall on an Empty Stomach

Never a good idea…

 

Your Paper Just Got Graded

I mean, let's be honest, you probably worked hard on that paper than he ever did on the relationship. Which do you think truly deserves the attention now?

 

Cute Dog Walks By

Honestly, this one is forgiven, especially if the cute dog is already looking at you. You'd be a monster to not give it attention. 

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