Stylish as ever

We both love fried slop

Chewsday innit

Brilliant banter from Scottish Twitter

Pure dead brilliant

Delicious

Being sick as a little kid isn't so bad because you have Mom around to feed you soup, press her hand on your forehead, and tuck you in for a nap. If she says you're too sick to go out, you're too sick to go out. As an adult, you're forced to gauge your own illness, which, as mother always said, means you're going to be sick for weeks. In this case, OP tried to do the right thing by calling in sick to work, but his unyielding boss wouldn't allow it.

An uncanny resemblance

Comedy gold from across the pond

Bit odd innit?

We should have never stopped worshiping cats

Plus, Joe Biden confirms Dark Brandon.

Get lost, Girl Scouts!

'A Chinese' ≠ Chinese food

Getting into the University of Cambridge is a pretty big deal, but not everyone thinks so. This father holds quite a few misconceptions regarding what ‘foreign’ means, and also has a stigmatic stance against his own daughter. Taking to r/AITA, he asked Redditors if he was in the wrong for refusing to pay for his daughter's education, based on the grounds that she ‘wasn’t as bright as her brother' and because the University she got into was ‘foreign’. Imagine calling one of the best Universities…

Derpiest of goofballs!