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This Week's Batch Of Cringiest Drunk Texts (May 13, 2021)

Wild nights out at the club are generally fueled by alcohol, but you know what else it fuels? Super embarrassing drunk texts. The thing is, you'll only realize how embarrassing the texts are once you wake up painfully hungover and mortified the next day. It'll be too late to take it back once the light of day hits, and there's nothing you could do except wallow in your embarrassment. We dug up a Reddit thread from 8 years ago about the worst drunk texts people have sent, and damn, people in the last decade really went hard. Have you sent out worst drunk texts than the ones listed below? 

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    Font - Posted by u/SKetterling years ago Reddit, what is the worst drunk text you have ever texted someone?
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    Who's ready for another round of amazing drunk texts?! I know I always am! Even though I'm a total hot mess, these texts remind me that everyone else is also a hot mess, and it's okay to be a total hot mess. K? K. 


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    Font - Biomortis · 8y Was blitzed and my feet really hurt (I have bi-lateral clubfeet with corrective surgery) so I sent my dad one that said "Thanks for the fucked up feet you dopey cunt" He didn't appreciate it at all. In my defense, he did provide the fucked up gene.
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    Awww, poor pops is probably already super self-conscious about his feet already! However, honesty is the best form of comedy, and this drunk text is hilariously blunt.  


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    Font - Lessthanzerofucks · 8y Once in a bar restroom at 2am, started thinking about the ex-gf I had fucked in same restroom FOUR YEARS previous. Texted, "hey, remember that time we did it in the bathroom at the Aalto Lounge? There right now. Good times." Woke up the next morning to realize she probably received it while lying in bed next to her husband. So much cringe. At 11am, she replied "lol"
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    Font - HappyHandGrenades · 8y ALCOHOL IS THE LUBE FOR THE NASTY BUTTSEX THAT IS SOCIAL INTERACTION. That is exactly how I sent it.
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    Font - Cromsss · 8y Me "I saved you a seat!" Girl "Uhhh where??" Me "On my face."
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    Via u/Cromsss

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    Rectangle - IHatemyJob123456 · 8y To an extremely attractive female: Her: i am tired of the douches i date. Me: You should consider a chubby guy. Her: lol Me: Trust me... Chubby guys know how to eat. And im not just talking about a buffet.
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    Font - tazbunny · 8y Friends and I were enjoying our evening by drinking a wine called "Baby Duck" (I am an Incredibly cheap drunk) so by my 2nd glass I was completely drunk. I ended up making a Facebook status going "oo0o0ommmmmmffgggg I cattnot believe wat this baby dick has done. I love u baby dick" The next morning I look to see about 90 notifications all calling me a pedofile, and the odd few friends who found it hilarious. Now every time I drink my friends take my phone away.
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    Rectangle - KLDzzz · 8y WHAT DO WE WANT, BEER, WHAT DO WE NEED, MORE BEER Sent that to my mom. Yep.
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    Via u/KLDzzz

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    Font - [deleted] · 8y "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!" to about half my address book. It was New Year's Eve... :'(
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    Font - Iljimae · 8y i sent my friend a picture of myself on the toilet and after that i texted her "dont send pic" bc i was trying to tell my phone to not send the picture to her
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    Via u/Iljimae

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    Rectangle - [deleted] · 8y I text my old boss that I was ill and wouldn't make it into work the next day. And hour or so later, I text what I thought was a friend explaining "I think he bought it, I'm in the pub, you out?". The second text went to my boss also.
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    Human body - [deleted] · 8y I drunk texted my landlord a picture of my roommates and I exploding a pumpkin in the yard (we filled it with white gas and threw a brick at it. Look, everyone survived and nothing was damaged.) Thank god the number was a landline and couldn't receive texts.
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    Font - Shelby312 · 8y "We should tototaally have the sex. Lol auto correct, i mean whatss pup?????" It went okay.
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    Font - [deleted] · 8y Confesses my feelings to a childhood friend I liked who turned out to be gay. Very awkward when I read her response in the morning
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    Font - Torchlakespartan · 8y My roomate brought a girl home one night and they went into his room, and I texted my other friend "Dude, what the hell is mike doing with that girl? He must be wayyyy drunker than I thought". Buy accidentally sent it right to my roomate mike. His phone went off on his nightstand and he tilted it towards him and they both saw it. Not my best.
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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.