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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Americans try to describe Walmart to Europeans. | OPs_other_username 17h So imagine all those small shops specialize different wares and services clothing electronics jewelry guns. Now gather them all one place. Then turn on compactor switch. then crush them, grind them, mangle them and their dreams and then, while they are still breathing their last breath pour giant concrete slab over them Then buy generic forms their products oversea sweatshops and sell Viola s Walmart. Reply 1 1.4k

AskReddit Thread: Americans Describe Walmart To Europeans

Airport Karen yells at everyone, and doesn't realize she has TSA pre-check. | r/pettyrevenge u/wallywoofdog 73d Join 1 Airport Karen decides show up 30 minutes before flight few years ago my college sports team flying out competition were flying out our own town which has notoriously quick and easy airport experiences those us who know well flying alone 's generally no sweat show up only an hour before, or even less, but this is ALWAYS risk all airports even small ones. Our team 20 people showed

Airport Karen Pitches A Fit For No Reason

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Teachers describe the smartest and most creative ways that students cheated | babydragon0 1y S 1 Award My teacher shared with us story about since she allowed eating during her tests, one person pulled out giant bag M&Ms and ate specific color corresponding B/C/D two student duo and they only got caught another student ratted them out. Edit: grammar 18.5k 3

Smartest/Most Creative Ways Students Cheated

stupid questions people reddit funny | 7empestipated 7.7k points 15 hours ago born significantly deaf once asked Do deaf babies know sign language they're born?

Stupidest Questions People Have Been Asked

Phrases from movies/TV that people never say in real life | minicrockpot 4d have an idea. Just follow my lead can't follow lead if don't know plan is!

TV/Movie Phrases People Never Say In Real Life

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People describe the various ways they'd ruin a wedding in five minutes | BLUS-Gaming• 1d 1 Award Quietly stand up and stand next bride as she walks up altar. Straight face and everything, and refuse sit down entire ceremony. If nothing else ll make everyone question who's getting married who Edit: Wow! My first award Thanks! Reply 3.3k

Ways People Would Ruin Weddings In Five Seconds

People describe the weirdest things they ever did for money | suicidalgrunty 2d 7th grade kid told if could learn move my fingers certain way he would pay 20. Took 2 days practicing my closet and did but never got money. Now show people this weird thing can do. Basically move pointer fingers, pointing at each other, around each other circle. But instead both moving forward, one moves towards and other moves away 95 people l've shown this can't do .

Weirdest Things People Did For Money

People describe the clearest signs they ever received from the universe | Soggy-Job 9h 3 1 Award really don't like my job, and l've been daydreaming about could do just needed place be able do next day get offered house sit couple years this big Japanese house has storefront front. There's perfect space do would want do would live rent free and be ple save up buy my own business visa here wouldn't need work this job any more

AskReddit Thread: Clearest Signs The Universe Gave People

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A collection of the most tech illiterate things that people ever did | Hysterical_Realist 21h work web dev, which includes some occasional photo manipulation. One client brought an old photo her great- grandfather, with his back camera. She wanted turn him around photoshop so she could see his face. Another client got absolutely livid with couldn't take hyperlinked words her webpage, port them over her print ad, and still have them function like link.

Most Tech Illiterate Things People Did

People share the most trivial things they miss about their childhood | cptadder 18h miss arcades miss mall North Carolina 's long since closed down had an amazing Toy's R Us across street Spinnaker's at one end mall which made entire wing smell like amazing fresh bread 24/7 and about 25 stores had wood panel walls see smoke shops most places went through North Carolina last year after being away 15+ years and crap some malls had gotten and fact South Square shut down devastated most fact fields

Most Trivial Things People Miss About Their Childhood

Escape room employees describe the weirdest stuff they've seen | LondonJam3116 17h 1 Award Someone dug through six tonnes sand on floor follow live electrical cable which she then tried chew through. Edit: this after being told multiple times there were no clues under sand.

Weirdest Stuff Escape Room Employees Have Seen

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askreddit confused items mistake hands items funny | garlicbreaddick2 22.3k points 1 day ago writing while drinking coke ended up stabbing myself face with pencil spilled ice cubes

Mistakes People Made When They Confused Things They Were Holding In Their Hands

reddit cheap expensive brands comparisons off brand askreddit | ThisIsCody_ 272 points 20 days ago Milk WalMart looking at milk and an old man stopped He said he retired dairy industry. He told same milk plant same cows, fills different colored cartons same batch. He tapped his nose and winked and said s all same shit.

Redditors Reveal The Brands Much Cheaper Than Expensive Originals

askreddit wisdom life advice pearls lessons | Dutch_Midget 17 points 9 hours ago Just because can, doesn't mean should

Redditors Share Their Best Piece Of Advice From Life

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A collection of AskReddit replies to the sayings that annoy people the most | ReaverRogue 4h Every single piece office jargon ever. Hits include: Let's put pin Let swivel chair Nice e-meet email exclusive) Our core values are Let's touch base just ping on X There's no team 's on my radar Hit ground running Literally anyone uses this crap day day speech needs slap.

Common Sayings That Annoy People

People's favorite insults that don't have swear words. | Froglottery 2h "Even Bob Ross would call mistake" Brutal and wrong

AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults