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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

twins reveal their awkward and awesome 'wrong twin' stories | thumbnail text - Text - We were in middle school, was on the school bus and heard someone call my twin brothers name "J". I turn and see his girlfriend extremely upset, and she slaps me right across the face, I was just dumbfounded and didn't say a word as she walked away. I passed the message along to him later with a much harder slap. Good times!

Twins Reveal Their Awkward Yet Awesome 'Wrong Twin' Stories

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People describe the dumbest ways that they ended up ruining their electronic devices.

Stupidest Ways People Destroyed Their Electronic Devices

People describe the inside jokes that they tell to troll their partners.

Inside Jokes People Tell To Troll Their Partners

People Disclose Industry Secrets That Nobody Talks About| thumbnail text - psychfan5 · 10m I design slot machines for casinos... don't play slots.

People Disclose Industry Secrets That Nobody Talks About

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people reveal their creepiest summer camp memories from when they were kids | thumbnail text - İBTGX43 · 3d S My youth group stayed at a camp site for a weekend trip. We were all in the cabin playing card games when someone with a gorilla suit ran by the cabin and started banging on the door. It really freaked everyone out because it was no one in our group. They came back a couple times until one of the adults confronted the person and they ran away. They never found out who the person was.

People Reveal Their Creepiest Summer Camp Memories From When They Were Kids

People divulge all the guy tips that every dude should have in their back pocket.

Guy Tips Every Dude Should Have In Their Arsenal

people reveal the craziest things their roommate did to them | thumbnail text - irrelevant_usernam3 · 3d Not that bad, but my dumbass roommate couldn't figure out how to turn on the AC, so he left the fridge open for like 8 hours to cool the apartment. Right after I'd gone grocery shopping.

People Reveal The Worst Things Their Roommate Ever Did To Them

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People describe their experiences working on notoriously bad movies and video games.

People's Experiences Working On Notoriously Bad Movies And Games

People describe the biggest plot holes that they've encountered in reality.

Biggest Plot Holes In Reality Itself

The Weirdest Thing's Non-American's Heard American's Say| thumbnail text - stoopio-oh · 4d "Wow you speak American very well for a foreigner" Thanks lady, I'm Canadian and "American" is the only language I know

The Weirdest Things Non-American's Heard Americans Say

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Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions| thumbnail text - boissondevin • 13h 13 Awards I don't want my damn refrigerator connected to the internet. It has one job. G Reply 1 22.4k 3

Non-Boomers Expose Their Boomer-iest Opinions

Non-Americans describe the weirdest things that Americans ever said to them.

Weirdest Things Americans Said To Non-Americans

celebs people hate for no reason | thumbnail text - SheikhYabouti · 20h · edited 15h My girlfriends mother hates Ed Sheeran for no other reason than she thinks he would smell like shit. She gags at the sight of him.

Celebrities That People Hate For No Reason

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Girl Tries To Guilt Roommate Into Letting A Random Couple Crash At Their Place For Free| thumbnail text - Posted by u/Mightychickenwing420 12 hours ago AITA for not wanting to help someone out by letting them crash at my place?

Girl Tries To Guilt Roommate Into Letting A Random Couple Crash At Their Place For Free

reddit thread about growing up | thumbnail text - tealambert · 2d We have food at home.

Hard-To-Swallow Pills About Growing Up That We Didn't Understand As Kids