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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, science, askreddit, best of week, thoughts | Posted by u/tehpolicecat One day colonize mars. People born there will eventually form conspiracy theories about earth people not existing.

Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Science Edition

Twins describe their most successful experiences pulling off switcharoos | reddit Account_Priv 12h switched classes one day during school. Classmates got suspicious and started asking questions only other twin would know. Had switch back later during recess.

Twins Share The Best Switcharoos They Pulled Off

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People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

AskReddit replies to obvious signs that guys missed from girls | posted by Emily704 Sat on his lap. He got up and found chair. Thanks, Andrew.

Obvious Signs Guys Missed From Girls

Waiters and waitresses describe overheards they had while working, that they felt they shouldn't have heard | reddit posted by jacobr1020 eating at restaurant one day and boyfriend proposed his girlfriend very sweet, not attention-seeking at all, and seemed very genuine. She started crying and said yes. He grinned and said April Fool She PISSED!

Waiters/Waitresses/Baristas Share Their Unexpected Overheards

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askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"

Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

Parents describe questions that their toddlers asked them that they just couldn't answer | reddit posted by blue-waters86 This isn't why question, but my kid asked s favourite stairs two weeks ago and still confused white staircase with black railing

Parents Describe Their Toddlers' Unanswerable Questions

ask reddit, doctor, patients, lying, illness, injury, fake, funny | _Stamos ER nurse. Bringing patient back room who said he had kidney stones had him stop at bathroom and get urine sample. Dude comes out with with specimen cup literally has piece concrete Looked him eye expecting some sort joke. He Serious threw away and walked his dumbass back waiting room contemplate his stupidity.

Doctors Reveal Real Cases Of Patients Who Faked Illness Or Injuries

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shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, relationships, askreddit, best of week, love, thoughts | Posted by J_k_LI Being attracted people who wear glasses is complete opposite natural selection stands .

Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Relationship Edition

The weirdest compliments that people have received | reddit post somemetausername not sure compliment but had cashier at Walgreens tell at like lam had facial structure Druid.

Weirdest Compliments People Received

AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received | reddit posted by pat_patrol actually look good emphasis on 'actually' and surprise my friends voice still haunts. pic of two people sitting together.

The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

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Married people on AskReddit share times that they thought they misread their partners' phones | davidjricardo My wife found contact my phone Ashley Maddison" literally week after hacking scandal. She's wife new assistant pastor at our church my wife hadn't met yet texting her because going meet moving truck at their house them they moved .

Times Married People Misread Their Partners' Phones For Cheating

Sailors of Reddit share the creepiest things they've seen at the sea | posted by scudponies This huge turtle as big as Volkswagen beetle went right under our boat. Shit crazy.

Sailors Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen At Sea

AskReddit replies to people's best fake sick advice | pug wrapped up on a blanket post by berks99 If hang head off bed upside down will sound very congested!

People's Best "Fake Sick" Advice

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AskReddit users reveal their first date dealbreakers | celestialism 3h Asking zero questions about myself while talking incessantly about themselves s alarming many dudes do this. Why bother going on date with another human if all want is hear yourself talk?!

First Date Deal Breakers People Have

A collection of AskReddit replies to how people would handle designing "Mehven." A place meant for kind of good, but not great people | posted by Mecha_Genghis_Khan There's McDonalds but ice cream machine is still broken.

Ways People Would Design "Mehven"