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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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The weirdest compliments that people have received | reddit post somemetausername not sure compliment but had cashier at Walgreens tell at like lam had facial structure Druid.

Weirdest Compliments People Received

askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"

Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

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ask reddit, doctor, patients, lying, illness, injury, fake, funny | _Stamos ER nurse. Bringing patient back room who said he had kidney stones had him stop at bathroom and get urine sample. Dude comes out with with specimen cup literally has piece concrete Looked him eye expecting some sort joke. He Serious threw away and walked his dumbass back waiting room contemplate his stupidity.

Doctors Reveal Real Cases Of Patients Who Faked Illness Or Injuries

shower thoughts, reddit, top rated, relationships, askreddit, best of week, love, thoughts | Posted by J_k_LI Being attracted people who wear glasses is complete opposite natural selection stands .

Weekly Top Shower Thoughts: Relationship Edition

AskReddit replies to people's best fake sick advice | pug wrapped up on a blanket post by berks99 If hang head off bed upside down will sound very congested!

People's Best "Fake Sick" Advice

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Married people on AskReddit share times that they thought they misread their partners' phones | davidjricardo My wife found contact my phone Ashley Maddison" literally week after hacking scandal. She's wife new assistant pastor at our church my wife hadn't met yet texting her because going meet moving truck at their house them they moved .

Times Married People Misread Their Partners' Phones For Cheating

Sailors of Reddit share the creepiest things they've seen at the sea | posted by scudponies This huge turtle as big as Volkswagen beetle went right under our boat. Shit crazy.

Sailors Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen At Sea

A collection of AskReddit replies to how people would handle designing "Mehven." A place meant for kind of good, but not great people | posted by Mecha_Genghis_Khan There's McDonalds but ice cream machine is still broken.

Ways People Would Design "Mehven"

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A collection of brutal and creative insults that left people destroyed | Dude went looking like heartthrob highschool vampire romance novel author same novel. Tshegofatso mbongomuffin May die before my genes ever even try do like this. Amen.

Rare Insults That Left People Ruined

A collection of AskReddit replies to why people like their jobs | Text - whitesaab 20h 3 1 Award I am a park ranger. Just me and the trees

People That Actually Like Their Jobs Share Why

Funny meme showing an Ask Reddit post that asks out of 7.7 billion people on earth, what is no one doing; someone replies "dating you"

Feeling Attacked Rn

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food scams and false advertising from the r/foodscam subreddit, pizza, pepperoni, funny pictures, food pictures | bun with only a small piece of bacon in it. frozen pizza with exactly three slices of pepperoni placed only where the packaging is transparent

Food Scams That Would Leave Anyone Feeling Betrayed

A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest situations firefighters rescued people from | post by medicgenius called home get pie out over before caught fire lady went store and delayed some reason. she called 911 have fire department take pie out oven and place on stove call came as Something stuck over and unable turn off stove Still #1 call 32 years

The Dumbest Predicaments Firefighters Rescued People From

An ex-Disney employee tells an emotional story about their time working there in a Reddit AMA | working City Hall one day two guests came with two little girls. One wheel chair and other one looked like she had just seen death. Both were cut and bruised and one wheelchair had her arm cast two women were actually nurses hospital and were asking refund on girl's tickets, something avoided doing at all costs asked why they told story two girls were with their mom and dad at Epcot and on way home

Disney Employee's Story Is A Brutal Feels Trip

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Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It

AskReddit users share bits about actors and actresses that ruin movies for people.

Actors And Actresses That Ruin Movies For People