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worst text messages to wake up to - cover pic "You're famous now but not in a good way"

The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

An AskReddit thread about the weirdest habits in the U.S | Master-Manipulation 4d According my parents people giving them thumbs up their country origin, thumbs up middle finger US. So they kept jumping thinking they were being flipped off by random people. Took years them get used and understand no one trying insult them. Reply 1 5.2k

AskReddit Thread: Weirdest Habits In The U.S.

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accidentally conditioned pets cats reddit askreddit thread animals dogs funny lol cute aww wholesome conditioning | Posted by u/Bb345687 has pet accidentally conditioned do? | sloppysauce 42.2k points 5 days ago edited 5 days ago 5 4 More My wife just got out cat's chair on our front porch after he strolled up and meowed. Crazy thing is s not our cat.

Redditors Reveal How Their Pets Accidentally Conditioned Them

Scams that many people don't realize are scams | peezoki 2d 1 Award Verizon $1 scam. Verizon tacked on 1 fee onto 8 their customer's bills each month so over course year, they did every customer, about 150,000,000. Their rationale 50% wouldn't notice and just pay charge or would notice and wouldn't spend anytime fighting 1 charge. 50% would notice charge and call have removed those, 35% would get frustrated while on call and give up. This added approximately $120,000,000 bottom line each year (3

Scams That Many People Overlook

Employees describe their craziest first days at work | wanted876y 21h "Okay so know this is first day at fast food restaurant but got get back register, hope know use deep fryer. Toodles Fuck galven

AskReddit Thread: Employees' Craziest First Days At Work

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stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."

Teachers of Reddit Reveal Stupid Reasons Children Were Tattletales

The dumbest reasons that kids told on their classmates | morales52904 1d Apparently rolled my eyes at someone kindergarten across room kid so fact they caught looking at ceiling and made about them astonished. On top couldn't even defend myself because had no clue rolling one's eyes even meant or implied. Reply 95

Silliest Reasons Kids Told On Classmates

Travelers describe the places they'll never return to | convextech 2y Disney World with my grandkids practically grew up there but hadn't been over 20 years had no idea would be nothing but huge traffic jam strollers and screaming children. 3.5k

The Places Travelers Will Never Return To

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Window cleaners share stories from their time on the job | maytswizzle 5d worked retail and once month window cleaner lady would come and clean store windows. She told one time she cleaning windows inside Apple store and man walks by and licks outside part window she cleaning. She upset since she had already cleaned and would have clean again, but responded by telling man Good thing haven't cleaned side man got upset and went look manager. Reply 2.8k

Strangest Things Window Cleaners Witnessed

men reveal girly things they do on a regular basis - cover image man saying he used wife's shaving cream because it smells good | ineedaredditname 38 points 14 hours ago use my wife's shaving cream out laziness, and passion fruit plumegranate smells way better than iceberg or whatever smells men's creams are.

Men Of Reddit Reveal 'Girly' Things They Do Regularly

Truck stop employees describe their most bizarre experiences while working | Neeraja_Kalrapindhi 9h 1 Award Not an employee, but frequent cross-country traveler. Weirdest pulling up truckstop fill up southeastern South Dakota during height mayfly hatch, millions bugs all over started filling up and getting ready clean my windshield and happened look over across way and there some dude driving big box truck diesel fueling area. He scraping them off front his truck and eating them by handfuls. Ah

Truck Stop Employees' Most Bizarre Stories

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Bits of common sense that people seemed to learn late in life | seniorTemper 6h feel so dumb but didn't know lamb baby sheep. Reply 581

Bits Of Common Sense People Learned Late In Life

People's craziest stunts during test drives | Black_Cat_5 5y Friend's story customer took Mazda sedan test drive and midway pulled over and asked swap with salesman experience car passenger seat. Just as they were about drive off again he says he feels sick and can't go on, and thanks his time. Turns out he just wanted lift into town. 4.8k

Craziest Stunts Customers Pulled During Test Drives

People describe the most useless facts that they know | gack74 8h Bees generate electricity because their wings flapping is so fast, they can use this tell if flower has been landed on by another bee already due its electric charge. Bees are electric type Pokémon Reply 563

Most Useless Facts People Know

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People describe their wild and unexpected marriage stories | ReadingFrenzy 13h My dad threw paper airplane at back my mom's head college. She told him grow up. Anyways, they've been married now over 36 years.

Wild, Funny, And Unexpected Marriage Stories

People describe what would go into their angry meals from McDonald's | sutree1 1d S 1 Award Just regular Happy Meal, but have watch get cold on rack while no one serves Reply 8.1k

AskReddit Thread: People's McAngry Meals

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50-year-old tries "quiet quitting" after achieving mid-level management goals, ends up quadrupling net worth: 'Focus on [the] minimum amount of work [and] delegate everything you possibly can'

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38 and 40-year-old get disinherited for spending $300k of father's money, get offended when sibling won't share her inheritance with them: 'I was the one who was there for him'

Data analyst refuses to answer work messages outside of working hours, coworker 7 hours ahead protests when she won't respond to 'urgent' problem at 9 PM: 'On a random Tuesday I counted 47 notifications after 6 PM'

Data analyst refuses to answer work messages outside of working hours, coworker 7 hours ahead protests when she won't respond to 'urgent' problem at 9 PM: 'On a random Tuesday I counted 47 notifications after 6 PM'

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Customer refuses to listen to store's policy, which forbids paying in nickels and dimes, cashier gets payback by giving her change back in cents only: ‘Money is money, right?’

Customer refuses to listen to store's policy, which forbids paying in nickels and dimes, cashier gets payback by giving her change back in cents only: ‘Money is money, right?’

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