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Most ridiculous things that kids asked of mall santas | i_live_in_a_truck 1d 1 Award 6 years old want be happy

Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults

A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.

Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence

People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged

People describe their wildest butterfly effect situations from small decisions | lulun97 6h 3 4 Awards sent friend secondary school (who had huge crush on message saying happy birthday couple years after left school. Did whole have catch up soon thing, not expecting much. He replied with about Monday saw him Monday coffee. Next month will be our 6th anniversary. Best thing ever happened My friends joke queen escaping friendzone

Craziest Butterfly Effects From People's Small Decisions

People describe the worst bosses they ever had | swingsandwhatnot87 1d HR discussing private matters about staff other staff. She disgusting person general anyway and many other things but this final straw. E QReply 3.1k 3

Horrible Managers That Employees Needed To Quit

People's wildest holiday parties | party held basement restaurant on slick/snowy night made my entrance by slipping and falling down entire flight stairs, dead sober. My coworkers all said like something out slapstick silent film.

People's Most Embarrassing Office Christmas Parties

Most infuriating myths about men in an AskReddit thread | buh-roken 19h watching their own children and someone says "Aww look who's babysitting today

Most Infuriating Myths About Men

People's best and worst roommates of all time | MilesDavis_mynigga My roommate eats all my Nutella.

People's Best And Absolute Worst Roommates

askreddit, reddit, stories, funny stories, work, retail, funny, yikes, employees, customer service, bosses, worst job, facepalm, wtf | r/AskReddit S u/indian_boy786 1d Top Awarded 111 102 83 S 73 74 1 is don't get paid enough this shit" moment? 65.8k 17.6k 1 Share

Employees Share Horrific & Bizarre Incidents That Nearly Made Them Quit

The most heart melting compliments that girls have ever received. | extracrispybacon3 19h 1 Award literally just picking up trash and he said type person 's gonna change world" Q Reply 1 1.2k

Most Heart Melting Compliments Girls Have Received

The meals people would serve to upset Gordon Ramsay | Catctus 6h really decent pasta but noodles are way undercooked, every bite would be lament could be

Worst Possible Meals People Would Serve Gordon Ramsay

People describe the funniest things that they've ever seen at weddings | Back2Bach 1d bride's long train went out front doors and part-way down steps as she awaited processional begin. Unknown her little dog neighborhood went sleep on her train and "came along ride" as she approached altar ceremony begin.

Funniest Things People Have Seen At Weddings

The strangest compliments that people have ever received | jo-hn-dea-ux Im like piece furniture, dont do much but notice im not there.

Weirdest Compliments People Received

men describe what makes them feel manly - cover pic man describing girlfriend lying on his chest and opening jar she can't open | seye_the_soothsayer 3 points 2 hours ago My girlfriend lying on my chest and making her little cute "im comfortable" grunt know one. She just snuggles up and gets under my arm. Also she brings jar she cant open.

Men Reveal The Things Which Really Make Them Feel Manly

Walmart employees describe the strangest things they've witnessed while on the job | gigashadow89 6y My favorite guy who came and said lost remote so need new tv asked him if tv broken wasn't, he just lost remote and didn't want bother finding so he wanted new tv showed him our selection universal remotes he responded with "but then l'd have program new tv comes with preprogrammed remote So sold guy 50 inch tv.

Weirdest Things Walmart Employees Witnessed

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Marketing professional finds out star teammate trash-talks them behind back decides to quit: ‘Leaving quietly but strategically will say more than any confrontation ever could’’

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Entitled neighbor Karen claims ownership of public alley through homeowner’s backyard, builds illegal fences to block access, escalates to surveillance when she gets shut down: ‘Not sure what she's trying to do but, jokes on her’

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'Everyone left the company [on] my first day': New IT employee forced to take over system control of the whole company after entire department quits on the spot

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