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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Instances where people did not understand how to operate everyday objects | reddit posted by WL14K dropped and ice cube on floor once and threw sink. My roommate at time flabbergasted she had never thought and always put dropped ice cubes garbage.

People That Didn't Understand Everyday Objects

Teachers share the best excuses they got that ended up being true | reddit posted by Fortisvol Told he got pulled over by cops wobbly driving on his bike and they thought he drunk. Turned out he just dodging all slugs on street.

Best Excuses Teachers Got That Turned Out True

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funny askreddit thread about harmless things that terrified people as children | r/AskReddit u/Shay_da_la 13h Join 's harmless thing terrified as child? 31 35 32 55 27 35 41 | kalooboo 12h 27 Awards Lawn flamingos. My big sister told they could take soul if looked into their eyes so l'd run past them with my eyes covered. O Reply 17.4k

People Share Their Irrational Childhood Fears

unsaid rules couples follow in relationship with no questions asked - cover pic | TheDanishThede If the cat is on your lap, you can ask your partner to do or get stuff for you, no questions asked.

Unsaid Rules People Follow With Their SO, No Questions Asked

People describe common things in one country, but rare in other countries | Damagingking7 23h 4 Awards Colombia, hot chocolate is served with slices salted cheese Reply 4.9k

Common Things In One Country But Rare In Others

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Pizza delivery drivers describe the weirdest things they've ever encountered | BadonkaDonkies 1y "wow he's really cute as group 3 cute college aged girls opened door around same age as them so made feel fantastic as low self esteem big issue back then They only tipped remainder 20 total $19.48, and looking back on did they expect hear their comment and not tip But at time had so much more pep my step, atleast remainder day haha

Weirdest Encounters Pizza Delivery Drivers Had

People describe their most brutal breakup lines in an AskReddit thread | _iPood_ 4h Hey baby, are tunnel? Because breaking up.

People's Most Brutal Breakup Lines

Students describe their best "forgot to turn off the mic" moments while on Zoom calls | daemare 23h 2 Awards had defend my thesis over Zoom and many professors came into call watch. My thesis about immune response fish parasites. One professor joined late and forgot mute her mic and got treated this little gem Shhhh. Mommy is learning about fish parasites, which is get if don't stop peeing koi pond.

Best "Forgot To Turn Off The Mic" Stories From Students On Zoom

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awkward moments from teachers and students who forgot to turn off the mic during virtual learning | Obelisk5492 192 points 2 hours ago student, and my teacher talking his wife at first. Pretty normal right? Well, she leaves then he gets on phone and says Yeah honey, my wife just left, wanna come over entire class went batshit bro.

Most Awkward 'Forgot To Turn Off The Mic During Virtual Learning' Stories

People share stories of folks that they saw face karmic justice in the end | mikesername 8y Kind short story. Kid met sixth grade became kind is friend but is really secretly bully" type with knew he going fail sixth grade first grade my school system could really actually "fail" and get held back so he did saw him couple times hall after but haven't really heard him since. He used talk about he wouldn't mind being jail at all, because get lots cole slaw there and he likes cole slaw. Hopefully h

People That Faced Karmic Justice Years Later

weird messed up thoughts, reddit, askreddit | MotherFuckin-Oedipus easy is kill people and get away with s always just passing thought, and not necessarily doing killing woman could just drop her baby into bear pen and call an accident could push this dude front train and sprint away guy manning crane could drop load on his coworker.

17 People Revealed The Most F***ed Up Things They Think About On A Regular Basis

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A collection of insults that sound like compliments | CaptainShitHead1 4h 6 Awards on top bell curve Reply 9.3k

Deceptive Insults That Sound Like Compliments

reddit thread of what would be in a 2020 museum gift shop - cover pic describing fun things that would all be cancelled and only return half the money | jellyfishrunner 172 points 1 day ago Lots really exciting things, like vouchers skydives, holidays etc. But once buy get an email rescheduling one month on, every month, until 's cancelled, and get half money back.

Redditors Reveal: What Would Be in The Museum of 2020

People describe the best comebacks to insults that they've ever heard | Back2Bach 2d 3 3 Awards "Easy, now don't let brains go head Reply 12.6k

Best Comebacks To Insults People Have Heard

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People describe the movies that they would delete from reality | wretchedholiday 4h 4 Awards live action avatar last air bender Reply 10.0k

AskReddit Thread: Movies People Would Delete From Reality

Reddit thread of tiny things that happen which ruin peoples day - cover pic wet socks "stepping in water or any liquid with socks on"

Redditers Reveal Tiny Things Which Instantly Ruin Their Day