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Ornaments? In a house with cats?

When ai wuz yoor age, dey gabe us lil bag ob DIRT for Catmuss .

Harmless, they say

OMG, Don't You Have Gazelles to Hunt or Something?

It Makes Sense Now. I Still Hate Him, But I Find Him Useful.

4! We'll take 4 toonas to tell you the whereabouts of your precious car keys.

You want the floof!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FLOOF!

Apparently dreams don't come true, you're still here

Happy New Year!

What'd ya mean 'am I really crunchy?'

It's important to keep up to date on how to train your human

Hey! U Guyz get away frum mai kamera!

My God, a sore throat could be fatal

The moment your relatives tell you they didn't buy a return ticket

We loved, yes, but not because we had any great affection- we loved because the machines had left us no other options. It would be fair to say that we did not love each other for any other reason than that we were both alive, still, and not yet out of a

Brothers in Arms.