These good looks were wasted on a terrible human being.

The only gift I can afford is friendship

Finding a babysitter for your children is no easy feat . This person reportedly took to Craigslist to post their job description. Their ideal sitter, as they describe, would be someone who can work Sundays through Fridays from 6PM to 7AM. So basically, they need someone to sleep there every night for about 13 hours, and work every day but Saturday . While this person won't live with the family, the way an au pair would, there is apparently the possibility of a live-in position. Aside from the w…

Maybe my landlord with accept Kohl's cash this month?

This guy is not relationship material.

Hearts will be warmed

Poetic.

Good one, dude.

Talking pay is rarely easy in the workplace. Employers generally discourage salary talk, and looking out for your people can result in accusations of “unionizing." What they're really afraid of is learning what you're worth to them as compared to your colleagues. There are downsides to these conversations - feelings can get hurt, especially when you learn that you make a lot less than a new hire after over a year of helping the company profit. Ultimately, however, knowledge is power, and it's g…

Cool, dude.

Thanks, lady.

Too stingy to cover a measly drink

Look at em go.

At least it's not boring.

Never too broke to travel

It's the thought that counts