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37 Dad Joke Memes for Funny Father Figures Getting Punny With it

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Brother lets divorced sister stay at his studio apartment for 3 weeks, asks her to sleep on a dog bed: '"I just left a marriage and you're putting me in a dog bed like a stray you decided to keep.'

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Mom is sleeping in the guest room of her ex's house so she can be there when her son wakes up on his birthday.

Stepmom refuses to let her 9-year-old stepson's mom sleep over at her house the night before his birthday so she can wake him up to wish him Happy Birthday: 'Every milestone will become this. Every birthday, Christmas, Wedding day.'

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Dad refuses to play with his son because he read somewhere that spending time with his child will lower his testosterone: 'Let him figure out whether child support lowers his testosterone.'

A senior couple relaxing on vacation

College graduate sends her dad $1000 a month so he can pay his bills, gets angry when he goes on an expensive honeymoon with his wife: 'I paid for their wedding rings.'

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Construction worker smiles at the camera holding a shovel

Blue-collar dad asks his daughter's 23-year-old boyfriend to loan him $8K to repair his bathroom, daughter discourages him from giving her dad money: 'Frank still owes her 20-year-old brother $2K from a truck repair.'

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Woman cancels family reunion reservation after discovering her sister secretly invited her estranged dad to force a reconciliation

A 13-year-old boy playing video games.

Mom takes away 13-year-old son's video games because he keeps accidentally wetting himself while playing: 'This should be resulting in a trip to the doctor.'

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Kids eating their packed lunches in the school cafeteria.

Dad refuses to make the school lunches his 3, 5, 7, and 10-year-old kids requested while their mom was out of town on vacation: 'I am not making 4 separate gourmet lunches.'

Father carrying sleeping baby girl in bedroom at home.

Dad didn't feed his 5-month-old baby while Mom was out for hours, claiming it was because she didn't leave instructions: 'Had I not come home, baby wouldn’t have eaten for 5 hours or more.'

A man after discovering that his wages are being garnished to pay for child support for a child that isn't his.

Employee gets his wages garnished because someone with a similar name to him owes child support: 'How can they just start taking money from me without any verification as to whether the child is mine?'

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A teenage girl crying because her dad forbade her from going to the movies with her friends during a sleepover.

Dad bans 14-year-old daughter from going to the movie theater with her friends because she got 85% on her math test and 87% on her physics test: 'She burst into tears, but I had to stay firm in my decision.'

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Parents forbid 15 and 21-year-old daughters from accessing their inheritance if they weigh more than 150 pounds: 'This will not hold up in court.'

A 14-year-old girl who stays over for dinner at her friend's house, even though she has a lot of negative feelings about her friend's parents' cooking.

14-year-old constantly insults her friend's parents "white people food" every time she comes over for dinner: 'I’m just really not a fan of being insulted repeatedly.'

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Inheritance is one of those things that is not frequently discussed in polite society, and for good reasons. It's kind of a morbid reality that fortunate young people can come into a great sum of money after the passing of their grandparents or parents.

Older sister pressures younger sister to give her the $10K inheritance their parents left her for her education so that the older sister can pay her bills: 'It's what mom and dad would've wanted.'

Kindergarten students, who should be able to manage going to the bathroom independently, especially if they can read and write independently.

Irresponsible parents send their 5-year-old kids to Kindergarten without being potty trained: 'It’s basically learned helplessness. They know mom is going to change them, so they just don’t care.'