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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

Funny dad joke memes, punny memes, pun memes | Therapist wife says never buy her flowers is true? Him be honest never knew she sold flowers. Ig: pun_bible | man in nature Can call back PunHubOnline just watching live stream Pun hub

Pun-Filled Memes For People Who Like To Roll Their Eyes

funny puns and clever wordplay memes | My van gets stolen Where did my Van Gogh self portrait | Doctor: Which knee hurts Dis Disney

Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

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Man lives to regret cracking dad jokes while he's at the airport | r/tifu Join u/axiomatic 15h TIFU by making dad jokes security line at airport. M Happened few minutes ago and only resulted minor embarrassment reprimand be careful about my jokes, and slight delay getting through security. So at airport this morning with film crew about fly on special flight during covid visual effects supervisor (relevant further on) and am waiting line with crew as get our bags scanned security guy asks if

Man Lives To Regret Cracking Dad Jokes At Airport

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Twenty-Nine Entertaining Memes For Those Who Are Bored Silly

Funny memes about dads and dad jokes | pablo escobar standing around waiting Dads their kids say Feel hungry rather than am hungry. tweet by joshmosh @diss guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend stand at end picture so he can crop him out she dumped him still cracking up.

22 Dad-Joke Memes For The Connoisseurs Of The Terrible Pun

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A collection of very funny dad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Utterly Delightful Dad Jokes

funny and corny puns and dad jokes and bad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Corny Jokes Of Dad-Worthy Proportions

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

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Funny dad joke meme that reads, "If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango" over an image of a mango

He Doesn't Deserve You

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "My dad had other ideas..." above photos of a proposal and the woman's dad standing in the background with a sign that reads, "Say no"

Such A Dad Move

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

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24 Cute Cat Memes for Those in Need of Some Furry Purry Feline Comedy This Winter (January 28, 2026)

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22 Calming Feline Funnies For Managing your Midweek Meltdown

22 Calming Feline Funnies For Managing your Midweek Meltdown

Employee refuses to take on new clients after handing in their notice, management accuses them of not being a team player in response: ‘I’m being turned into the villain’

Employee refuses to take on new clients after handing in their notice, management accuses them of not being a team player in response: ‘I’m being turned into the villain’

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