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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.

'Get them banned': How former Peloton instructor Kendall Toole is bringing back the motivational meme

Ally Perry

Mom hides sister-in-law's walking shoes while she babysits, gets offended when she leaves afterwards: 'She said I'm disappearing for hours at a time'

Ally Perry

You Don't Actually Need a Vibration Plate, but TikTok Disagrees

Remy Millisky

'Saying I'm only considering her looks': Girlfriend pressures her former elite-swimmer boyfriend to get back in shape so she can "show him off", so he requests the same physical standards from her, sparking argument over double standards when she refuses

Emma Saven

Gym issues warning to member for showering without working out, says they'll face fines: 'Hopefully they don't watch for people skipping leg day'

JR Atkinson

Yoga class attendee reports woman for 'breathing too loudly' during hot yoga, teacher tells her to be 'mindful': 'Breath work is FUNDAMENTAL to the practice'

JR Atkinson

'After the gym, waiting for them GAINS': 27 Gym memes for starting off 2026 strong

JR Atkinson

Gym-goer takes 25-minute "everything shower" at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: 'Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair'

JR Atkinson

Entitled gym patron clashes with trainer over gym's video recording policy, patron needs to be escorted out of the building: 'I am six inches taller than you! You will not tell me what to do!'

Ben Weiss

Wife backs out of Mount Everest trek after husband pays $1600 deposit, shaking new marriage before anniversary: 'He took it as an affront to his planning skills'

Ely Bulnes

Entitled gym-goer uses lipstick to mark the equipment she plans to use with an "X", leisurely walks off to the locker room: 'This is disgusting. She's disgusting'

JR Atkinson

'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

Ally Perry

29 Yoga Posts for Yogis Who Pretend Savasana Isn’t Their Favorite Pose

Isabella Penn

‘If I didn't exercise her, she'd destroy the house and annoy everyone until someone shoved her back in her crate’: Rightfully enraged roommate forced to surrender neglected puppy back to the shelter after her irresponsible owner ignores their canine child

Laurent Shinar

Entitled gym-goer refuses resident's polite request to lower her loud phone calls during training, then returns to the gym acting even more disruptive on purpose: 'Her conversations usually last the entire time she’s in the gym'

Emma Saven

'I've never seen him take them on a walk': Tenant takes landlord's doggo out to play daily, only to be blamed by landlord for his dog being underweight because they “exercise her too much”

Blake Seidel