If you're in a relationship and happily in love, then I'm thrilled for you. No, seriously, I am. I'm going to keep being happy for you tonight when I sit there scrolling through dating apps, swiping right on loser after loser, knowing that I'll be ordering dinner for one. And by dinner, I mean fruit salad with just grapes. Ok, fine, I mean wine. Or, I might scroll through these memes instead, which remind me of why I've chosen to stay single. Ahem.