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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - A turings in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog turings i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i'm the perfect employee for someone out ther'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Azure - vocallife g agaricandmoss Follow ... zooophagous Follow I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it. I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Rectangle - sariahael g out-there-on-the-maroon ... mulberrycafe Junior vet: why do you like bird appointments so much? Me: *pulling on gloves* they' re cute, and I like to see what swears they know. *walks into the examination room to see a very fluffy little Quaker parrot and his owner* hi I'm Bambi I'll be assisting the vet for your appointment and we have a new junior vet on staff today who'1l be observing- The Quaker: Tittys!'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - prokopetz Follow My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. 090 8,858 notes'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a photo of a horse and a photo of a pony and one tumblr post 'Horse - nakedsnake Follow horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses C.com this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY. and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a black and white photo of a bear and one tumblr post 'Mouth - catchymemes Breaking news: A bear named "Big boy" was raiding honey production facilities near Turkey's Trabzon-Sürmene province. Agricultural engineer ibrahim Sedef saw an opportunity, and used "Big boy"'s night raids as a test to determine which type of honey was the best. In multiple, double-blind trials, "Big boy" always preferred'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - his-quietus-make I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before'

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tumblr posts about cats versus bugs | thumbnail includes a tumblr thread 'Font - breadbench Follow me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it secular-space-witch also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it 221,254 notes Rectangle - erevas Follow There was one time I swatted a crane fly out of the air and then panicked because l couldn't find it, only to turn around and see my 15 year old diabetic cat coming at me at a full sprint, snatching t'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - sratwars you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night camdeezy One time I thought a poster had fallern down in the middle of the night, but when l turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that's actually true fear. shasta-brah oh.'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a glowing cat 'Product - A luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. S wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a chicken and a person holding a pebble and one tumblr post 'Hand - Rocky ran up to me, gave me this pebble, and did a flirty little dance while making happy noises. Which is the rooster equivalent of a proposal. A truly devastating blow to my boyfriend. The man who helped raise him. Source: 6madfae'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a scary ocean animal and one tumblr post 'Water - needs-more-pony mahbuddymycroft: fivetail dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God's Deviantart stage. Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them. I'

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tumblr thread of people arguing about whether birds are dinosaurs or reptiles | thumbnail includes two sections of a tumblr thread 'Blue - a-dinosaur-a-day Nope birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. we've already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isn't really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily. alexaloraetheris This entire post sums up everything we're not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - thereddestglass So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away. It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had'

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - bassiter while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase "come on snake, let's rattle," which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight and. hhhooooo0000 boy does that fact have some Potential steampunkepsilon Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you'

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