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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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A Tumblr user commemorates their Physics professor with a purely wholesome post. | Reasons my new physics prof is adorable kaijuno on first day class he brought his favorite toy truck he child is Argentina and has cute accent and sometimes speaks Spanish on accident teaches us Spanish phrases fun very tall and awkward and has super curly hair falls into his face constantly giggles at his own jokes on second day class he showed us pictures his cat eating salami cat's name is Pants saw his

Tumblr User Commemorates Physics Professor With Purely Wholesome Post

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Dudes Avoid Chaotic Evil With Skimpy Outfits And Love

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A Tumblr thread about the strange nature of Sci-fi translation. | alice-and-cheshire-cat Follow foone Follow @Foone Here's question always have with universal translators sci-fi do they know stop translation? Like say an alien asks about deserts on earth, and human lists sahara desert, gobi desert and kalahari desert" Alien just said "desert" six times.

Tumblr Thread: The Wacky Nature Of Sci-Fi Translation

Tumblr thread talks about dwarves' beards being intelligent defense mechanisms | deluxeloy Theory: So know dwarves have thing with beards if 's not just cultural standard or mere coincidence if there's reason? See, dwarves like dig lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all rock and disturbing all earth kicks up lot dust and dirt. If do every day without proper breathing protection

Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Have Intelligent Super Beards

A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.

Tumblr Thread: Girl's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Lads Assemble, Chaotic Good Ensues

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funny and cute animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes two pictures of a tiger with a yellow floaty around its head 'Yellow - srafandseedpods OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE 656,371 notes ...'

Awwdorably Funny Tumblr Posts For Some Needed Positivity

A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

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A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

A Tumblr post provides the Avatar and Batman crossover that we need. | damianwaynerocks Follow ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out banishment he would lose his mind. black hair? check. bad parent(s check. trauma? double check. bruce d get scar? zuko: my dad got mad at saying killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers his utilility s terrible do feel about capes. explorerrowan Follow Zuko: Do

Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

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A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

kakapo is one of the rarest parrots Its the world's heaviest parrot Its possibly the oldest living bird and It has a subsonic turn that can travel several doesn't even it GALUMPHS there is literally word what this precious is moss potato

One of the rarest parrots

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A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues